Katzpur
Not your average Mormon
I was in IT until I retired! (Yeah, I actually survived until retirement.)
Did you hear the one about the Orthodox Jewish geek, the atheist geek and the Mormon geek who walked into a bar...
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- Thread starter lewisnotmiller
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I was in IT until I retired! (Yeah, I actually survived until retirement.)
Did you hear the one about the Orthodox Jewish geek, the atheist geek and the Mormon geek who walked into a bar...
dantech
Well-Known Member
I was in IT until I retired! (Yeah, I actually survived until retirement.)
Did you hear the one about the Orthodox Jewish geek, the atheist geek and the Mormon geek who walked into a bar...
Hahaha. They didn't have a drink, and ended up comparing laptops?
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
I want to be the ace of spades.
Katzpur
Not your average Mormon
You got it!
I was in IT until I retired! (Yeah, I actually survived until retirement.)
Did you hear the one about the Orthodox Jewish geek, the atheist geek and the Mormon geek who walked into a bar...
Bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"
I know perfectly well what pants are. Pants are what women folk do when they see me without any leggings.
Oooh...WHATEVER GRAPHIC I LIKE...you are a brave man. Stupid too.
:yes:
But I like ya, so I tried to stay on topic. Plus, pictures of baboon butts in heat are surprisingly difficult to resize effectively. Ahem.
Alceste
Vagabond
ROFL...Yup, you said it. Can't remember the thread I got it from, but I only use authentic quotes. I do remember it was from a Jokes thread you created, and I have a feeling you were suggesting women should get to choose if men are circumsised. Or was it castrated??
And I figured you'd see the funny side of Trample...heeheehee
Yeah, well I guess we both know why I'm really here.
Yeah...didn't know what vibe to go with, so hope you like this one.
ROFL! That's excellent! Thank you so much, Lewis! I doff my pants to you. It's pants you doff, right? Or is it hats? I don't wear either, myself. Restricts the free flow of air, you know.
It looks like the last hurricane did a number on the spackling job there, Brick! :eekOooh...WHATEVER GRAPHIC I LIKE...you are a brave man. Stupid too.
:yes:
But I like ya, so I tried to stay on topic. Plus, pictures of baboon butts in heat are surprisingly difficult to resize effectively. Ahem.
My mind is a shelter from the storm!
Sorry Katzpur...you're not quite next. Soon though. Should get there today, I hope.
Next is actually crossfire!
(She was in line before Sunstone, but I wanted to check a few things with her, whereas Sunstone can get what he gets and damn well like it...heeheehee)
Next is actually crossfire!
(She was in line before Sunstone, but I wanted to check a few things with her, whereas Sunstone can get what he gets and damn well like it...heeheehee)
Katzpur
Not your average Mormon
What makes you think you have to go in some kind of an order? I think I'm going to start pushing for a "Favorite Moderator" award. Want it?Sorry Katzpur...you're not quite next. Soon though. Should get there today, I hope.
Next is actually crossfire!
(She was in line before Sunstone, but I wanted to check a few things with her, whereas Sunstone can get what he gets and damn well like it...heeheehee)
Nothing keeps things straight better than a honest bribe.
Welcome to the front of the line!
*laughs*
I haven't quite finished with you yet, actually, but that's it for now.
*smiles mysteriously...or perhaps creepily...I never can get those two straight*
Okay, you asked for it. I have to admit, digging through old threads for quotes is actually pretty amusing...
