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lewisnotmiller

Grand Hat
Staff member
Premium Member
Dear. Gods. This is quite possibly the most amusing thing I've seen on a forum in years. Years, I tell you.

And yet, I'm not sure if I should have a card. I'm curious what quote would be dug up. And at the same time, I'm not sure I want to know what quote would be dug up. XD

You're up Quintessence...might take me a while though. I has me some plans for your card.
Mwahahahahaha!

Err...sorry. Truth is, I have no idea how to do this one, and need some think time.
;)
 

lewisnotmiller

Grand Hat
Staff member
Premium Member
Dear. Gods. This is quite possibly the most amusing thing I've seen on a forum in years. Years, I tell you.

And yet, I'm not sure if I should have a card. I'm curious what quote would be dug up. And at the same time, I'm not sure I want to know what quote would be dug up. XD

Right...so I've decided to go a bit serious with yours.
Not sure why, but it seemed to lend itself to a genuine (imitation) card, complete with fantasy artwork, and a quote that kinda sounds related to the pic, rather than just random funny crap I found.

Or something.

Hope ya like it!!

Quintessence.jpg
 

lewisnotmiller

Grand Hat
Staff member
Premium Member
So, one of the things you can get in MtG is equipment. As well as creature cards, counter cards and land cards (which you've all seen by now) there are various types of equipment you can summon and then add to existing cards.

I decided to give this a little bit of an RF flavour as well. Anyone who's posted stupid comments over the years might want to pay attention over the coming week or so.

Apart from myself, that meant Sunstone was in the gun immediately...lol

SunstonesChrome-PlatedButtocks.jpg
 

crossfire

LHP Mercuræn Feminist Heretic Bully ☿
Premium Member
Okay, you asked for it. I have to admit, digging through old threads for quotes is actually pretty amusing...

Katzpur.jpg

Anyone else having difficulty getting cards after Brickjectivity's card to display? The only way I can see the newer ones is to go to Lewis's photobucket page and download them. I'll try updating my media player to see if that helps.
 

Sunstone

De Diablo Del Fora
Premium Member
So, one of the things you can get in MtG is equipment. As well as creature cards, counter cards and land cards (which you've all seen by now) there are various types of equipment you can summon and then add to existing cards.

I decided to give this a little bit of an RF flavour as well. Anyone who's posted stupid comments over the years might want to pay attention over the coming week or so.

Apart from myself, that meant Sunstone was in the gun immediately...lol

SunstonesChrome-PlatedButtocks.jpg

LMAO or rather, Laughing my chrome plated a off. You do these cards so well!!!!
 

LuisDantas

Aura of atheification
Premium Member
Anyone else having difficulty getting cards after Brickjectivity's card to display? The only way I can see the newer ones is to go to Lewis's photobucket page and download them. I'll try updating my media player to see if that helps.

Same here. The code is wrong in some way.
 

lewisnotmiller

Grand Hat
Staff member
Premium Member
Weird...doesn't seem to be any difference in the code, and they all render fine in my browser.
Just checked on my phone, in case it was due to the images being on my laptop or something, but they render fine there as well.
I use Chrome as a browser...unlikely that makes a difference.

Here's a code comparison, Brick's card, and Katpurs. I've inserted spaces before each tag, just so it shows up as text, but you get the idea...

[ SPOILER="WHATEVER GRAPHIC I LIKE....MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"][ IMG]http://i1242.photobucket.com/albums/gg536/lewisnotmiller/Brickjectivity-1.jpg[ /IMG][ /SPOILER]

[ SPOILER="Katzpur card!"][ IMG]http://i1242.photobucket.com/albums/gg536/lewisnotmiller/Katzpur.jpg[ /IMG][ /SPOILER]
 

lewisnotmiller

Grand Hat
Staff member
Premium Member
Could you pretty please do one for Treks? With the quote in my signature as the quote at the bottom of the card

*squints suspiciously*

Picking your own signature? No...no,no,no...that'll never do.
But I can work out a way around it. Actually, I have an idea.

:yes:
 

lewisnotmiller

Grand Hat
Staff member
Premium Member
Out if interest, if anyone is seeing all the cards okay (ie. without having to jump to my photobucket account), could you let me know?

I can see them fine, Luis and crossfire not so much.
 

Treks

Well-Known Member
I went through your entire thread just now, enjoyed every minute of it, and all the pics displayed with no problems at all (although I did get a little blinded by the glare off Sunstone's crome-plated buttocks).

Seriously impressed with your skillz, lewisnotmiller!
 

Quintessence

Consults with Trees
Staff member
Premium Member
Right...so I've decided to go a bit serious with yours.
Not sure why, but it seemed to lend itself to a genuine (imitation) card, complete with fantasy artwork, and a quote that kinda sounds related to the pic, rather than just random funny crap I found.

Or something.

Hope ya like it!!

Quintessence.jpg

I shapeshift?! WooOoT!

I'm so out of the MTG scene now. So many of these cards have abilities I've never seen before because the last time I played that game was... what... fourth edition or something?
 

crossfire

LHP Mercuræn Feminist Heretic Bully ☿
Premium Member
Sorry Katzpur...you're not quite next. Soon though. Should get there today, I hope.
Next is actually crossfire!
(She was in line before Sunstone, but I wanted to check a few things with her, whereas Sunstone can get what he gets and damn well like it...heeheehee)

crossfire.jpg
Bwahahaha! A Subversive Shadow Dancer! Excellent! **wrings hands**
 

lewisnotmiller

Grand Hat
Staff member
Premium Member
I shapeshift?! WooOoT!

I'm so out of the MTG scene now. So many of these cards have abilities I've never seen before because the last time I played that game was... what... fourth edition or something?

Yep, you're a shapeshifter.
Actually, you'll be pretty tough once you go into Elementalist mode.

Hexproof was first used in 2012 cards. Not sure on the gen though.
Hey, you okay with the art I picked? I like it, happy with the vibe, but I was flying a little blind.
 
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