...It took me a while to extricate myself from a 'Christian mind set' about the apostles and appreciate why they would tell stories that may not have any literal truth.
Let's go through the gospel story. Jesus is born of a virgin. True event or some symbolic thing? The family flees to Egypt or do they go back to Nazareth? One gospel says one thing, another says another. Jesus gets his disciples and starts wondering through the countryside. He preaches and heals people and casts out demons. Hmmm, demons? are they for real? Or something symbolic?
Oh, I forgot, Jesus wanders off with no food and gets tested by Satan. Did that really happen? The gospel writer wasn't there, how'd he know what happened? Did Jesus tell him? If so, did Jesus make up the story and tell him something that wasn't true? Anyway, fast forward to the end... did Jesus get crucified and buried? Were the accounts telling us what really happened? Were they accurate in their telling of the story? Or, did God pull a switcharoo and put a look-a-like in place of the real Jesus?
So how are we doing? Is the story about Jesus talking about actual events so far? Even if they embellished the story, are they presenting it as things that really happened? If not, then who cares, the book is fantasy and Christians are stupid for believing it. But, they do believe it true and accurate... maybe too literal? That could be, but what so far what would be "too" literal to believe? For me a lot, the virgin birth and walking on water, casting demons into swine and a few other things.
But now what? What do we do with the story? Dead men don't come back to life? There has already been stories about resuscitating the dead. Were they lies? Yes? No? Some symbolic thing told as a true event? That still sounds like a lie to me. But anyway, Jesus comes back to life. But in a strange and mysterious body though, and still presented as if these things were true events.
It appears and disappears. It is recognized and disguised. It eats and is touched and has flesh and bone... and then ascends into the sky? Is that your only problem? A body can't ascend into space? It can be virgin born and walk on water, but it can't float off into the stratosphere? A dove came down from heaven and landed on His shoulder, but Jesus couldn't have rose from the dead? People came out of their graves when He was crucified and Him ascending into heaven is what you have a problem with? God spoke from heaven and said that Jesus was His beloved Son? And you don't believe in the resurrection and ascension of Jesus? Great, it's crazy. It's all idiotic and beyond belief.
But the whole Bible is filled with such stories. If these things didn't happen, then the Bible is a myth. And everything Jesus did is a myth. And the only reason Christianity is great, is because Christians believe it to be true... poor saps, believing a lie like that. Don't they realize the symbolism of it all?