His underwear have a map of the world printed on them, and the following words written: Caution: Unstable tectonic plate. May cause sudden shifts in land masses.
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Reveal an Indisputable Truth about the Underwear of the Person Above You!
- Thread starter Sunstone
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When she sees a rainbow her undies magically cause her to the sing out like Judy Garland "Somewhere underwear rainbow, where birds fly! Birds fly underwear rainbow, why oh why can't I?"
His have a little man behind a curtain.
(What a disgusting allusion!)
(What a disgusting allusion!)
Revoltingest is sending his in as a (late) income tax payment. He included a note that said, "you already have the shirt off my back." (I don't even want to know what he's going to send for the late fee and interest.)
Due to the sequester, 10% of the cloth from each of her undies was cut away.
Did you have to do it there? Criminy....have some modesty woman!
Did you have to do it there? Criminy....have some modesty woman!
Mrs. Rev. got so frustrated with Rev. not bothering to change his underwear everyday that she put a little 24 hour timer in them. After 24 hours of wear they keep repeating this message, "You know, I'm not as fresh as I could be!"
4con's undies have a built-in sound system which broadcasts tunes from Rocky Horror Picture Show.
A bully has him "Hanging by a thread." Ouch, poor fellow. Someone had better call an ambulance.
He usually wears undies designed for coyotes, but on occasion he'll don road runner panties.
(It doesn't help to catch one, btw.)
(It doesn't help to catch one, btw.)
Well, everything just says ACME on the box, and our boxes got swapped in transit. Imagine how the road runner feels being stuck with a package of coyote camp.
One of his came with rabbit ears, another came with a duck's beak, & the thong came with a big hunter's hat.
There must be some theme here, but I just can't place it.
There must be some theme here, but I just can't place it.
His have bagpipes built in. When he sits down they play Amazing Grace.
His are made from asbestos & are lined with fire bricks.
(That explains the sound when he walks.)
(That explains the sound when he walks.)
And cartoon flies!
Revoltingest has underwear that shout "Hey, baby!" whenever he's within range of someone in a swimsuit.
Bricks tightie whities have little motorized appendage.
(He says it's to amuse the ladies. The ladies are bemused instead.)
(He says it's to amuse the ladies. The ladies are bemused instead.)
ElizabethGould
Iik Onkaar
Revoltingest's underwear is made from terry towelling and is held together with safety pins.
ElizabethGould's undies smell really nice. How did I know that?