His underwear are too tight! (Just look at his new avatar.)
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Reveal an Indisputable Truth about the Underwear of the Person Above You!
- Thread starter Sunstone
- Start date
They have an invisible message that only appears when they get warm. It says "Underwear to rule them all, and underwear to find them, underwear to bring them all and in the darkness bind them."
Printed on his:
"Don't touch my precious!"
"Don't touch my precious!"
Some monks played a funny trick on Revoltingest. They told him that hair cloth underwear were warm in the winter and breathe nicely during the summer. But, they told him it was a secret they kept from heathens. (Tee, Hee)
Just look at his face.
Just look at his face.
Argch! It itches! It itches!
You can have yours back.
Do ye want me to launder'm first, or do ye prefer'm with a nice patina?
You can have yours back.
Do ye want me to launder'm first, or do ye prefer'm with a nice patina?
Anyone with pest problems? Revoltingest's underwear are being offered and when burned would make an excellent fumigant.
I am feeling psychic...wait for it...Titanic's panties are in a wad because my last post was to Rev., and not Titanic!
Keeps love poetry from Titanic in hers!
Do not ask why...please.
Do not ask why...please.
His underwear are his very own muse. Those underwear have been the inspiration of many a rank and bawdy limerick.
As have yours, lassy....as have yours!
Oh, and I forgot to mention the songs that have been inspired by Revoltingest's underwear. This one wasn't really about a skunk, but about skunk smelling drawers.
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Dead skunk in the middle of the road (lyrics) - YouTube
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Dead skunk in the middle of the road (lyrics) - YouTube
An under-a-minute limerick.....
Her undies smell of candied roses
and when she strikes her randy poses
the wafting fume
spells people's doom
unless we've clothespins on our noses!
Her undies smell of candied roses
and when she strikes her randy poses
the wafting fume
spells people's doom
unless we've clothespins on our noses!
The gnarly stench that hotly steams
from within the folds and seams
of his stinky underwear
speaks of rotten things in there
dragon's smell from nightmarish dreams.
from within the folds and seams
of his stinky underwear
speaks of rotten things in there
dragon's smell from nightmarish dreams.
A one-minute limerick
There once was a fellow, Titanic.
His underwear smelled most Satanic.
He gave the excuse
for odor profuse...
"At least it's completely organic!"
There once was a fellow, Titanic.
His underwear smelled most Satanic.
He gave the excuse
for odor profuse...
"At least it's completely organic!"
Titanic's underwear are inhabited by Umpa Lumpas!
A rash upon her derriere
had given her a nasty scare.
Twas something wrong
with her new thong,
that's woven from Titanic's hair.
had given her a nasty scare.
Twas something wrong
with her new thong,
that's woven from Titanic's hair.