Reveal an Indisputable Truth about the Underwear of the Person Above You!

[4consideration]

Apparently Revoltingest thought he could reveal Victoria's Secret by getting into her underwear. They are a little tight, but it looks like he managed to get them on.

(The secret is Victoria doesn't make men's underwear, but don't tell Rev.)

 

[Revoltingest]

Buys hers at Carhartt's Secret.

 

[4consideration]

His have a lot of ambition, always climbing up.

 

[Revoltingest]

Hers will launch missiles simultaneously with Kim Jon Un.
(Hers have a shorter range, but are long on ewwww.)

 

[Brickjectivity]

Decorated with the guitar picks of eighty year old rock stars.

 

[4consideration]

He loves that one pair of underwear so much that he never wants to be parted from them, ever -- for any reason. It's like he is married to them. They are awfully wetted. (Ba-Dump-Bump!)

 

[Brickjectivity]

Inscribed with these magical words: Maximus probity prolixity aquinia emperium!

 

[Revoltingest]

Stole his from Sara Palin....while she was still wearing them!

 

[4consideration]

His underwear are feeling very sad. They felt so inspired by the movie, Free Willy. They want to, but they are afraid.

 

[Brickjectivity]

She borrowed mine, and I don't know when I'm getting them back.

 

[BSM1]

Wears "sequester" boxers. Not as much to them as there use to be.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Keeps a Zippo and extra butane in there for those moments when he feels like watching fire burn. Probably it won't explode, but this depends upon his core body temperature.

 

[4consideration]

It was his idea to switch underwear with me. He left out that he is wearing my underwear, too. I don't even want them back now. He stretched them all out. They'll never fit now.

 

[BSM1]

Wear very stretchy bloomers that can double as a lobster bib in an emergency.

 

[4consideration]

Pullups. You're a big boy now!

 

[Revoltingest]

Has pix of Charlie sheen shouting "Winning!" on hers.
What does this mean?

 

[4consideration]

Has pix of Charlie sheen shouting "Winning!" on hers.
What does this mean?

Funny. That's what your undies say, "What does this mean?"

 

[Revoltingest]

4con is sporting this....
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And Sumit is in his kitchen making another for her.

 

[Meow Mix]

4con is sporting this....
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And Sumit is in his kitchen making another for her.

Good god I want one.

Also, Revolting's undies are so bad they have cartoonish stink lines and 2-d flies circling.

 

[4consideration]

Printed on her's: Miracle Panties If I'm attracted to you, these panties can exceed the speed of light.