Reveal an Indisputable Truth about the Underwear of the Person Above You!

[Revoltingest]

Hers are in the shape of Patrick the starfish.
Attractive they are, but not too practical under other clothing cuz of the big bumps.

 

[4consideration]

His underwear are parachute pants -- not a whimsical throwback to the 80's -- but drawers actually made from an entire parachute.

 

[Revoltingest]

Ya never know when you might fall out of an airplane.
Your underwear is not prepared for such a mishap.

 

[Meow Mix]

Ya never know when you might fall out of an airplane.
Your underwear is not prepared for such a mishap.

Revolting once managed to fill the entire parachute. It smelled like a paper mill for days.

 

[Revoltingest]

Hers has a pic of Dr Frankenfurter gracing the back side.

 

[4consideration]

Curses! Soiled again!

 

[Revoltingest]

Printed on hers....
"CAUTION! MAKES WIDE TURNS"

 

[Brickjectivity]

Various space administrations have sent probes to find out if there is any life in them.

 

[Revoltingest]

Printed on the tag:
"Acme unbreakable drawers
Guaranteed to survive falling off a cliff"

 

[Titanic]

every person who posted before me underwear has poop streak's on it and my underwear when i wear underwear is thong's all the way!

 

[4consideration]

Thong is so tight, Titanic walks around with a constant look of surprise on his face!

 

[Titanic]

it is tight i must say, but is it tighter then your's that is the question?

 

[BSM1]

Wears underwear that looks like they might have been on the Titanic.

 

[Titanic]

bsm1 wears a bag full of wisdom for underwear!
†††

 

[4consideration]

Titanic refers to his underwear as emergency Gob Stoppers. I don't know what that means.

 

[Revoltingest]

Buys the edible kind, but mistakenly got Haggis flavor last time.

 

[4consideration]

Moderator cut: image removed

Wow! I guess you really do have to prepare for those cold winters up there, don't you?

 

[Revoltingest]

4con exchanged the unused Haggis undies for bacon flavored ones, but accidentally got anchovy mint instead.

 

[Titanic]

Well actually I refer to my underwear as everlasting Gob Stoppers! Revoltingest wears yellow colored undies! not sure why but Matt Groening called and said he want's his panties back!

 

[Revoltingest]

On Titanic's tighty whities.....