She was discovered in a cave wearing these vampire undies, no doubt possessed by some malevolent ancient queen spirit with a diarrhea problem.
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Reveal an Indisputable Truth about the Underwear of the Person Above You!
- Thread starter Sunstone
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Monsanto is investigating his as a potent herbicide!
What?
The writing on her drawers is so small I can barely see it...I'll need get my glasses...oh, ok, it says, "Ring bell for service. Ding-Dong Thong."
Oh, my!
The writing on her drawers is so small I can barely see it...I'll need get my glasses...oh, ok, it says, "Ring bell for service. Ding-Dong Thong."
Oh, my!
We wonder how 4con gets so many wild ideas. She pulls them out of her drawers.
Buys his from ACME.
Sells ciggy singles out of his.
Has a picture of Tojo on one cheek, Pee Wee Herman on the other, & Willie Nelson in front.
Why?
I haven't a clue.
Why?
I haven't a clue.
Is showing signs that eating those eggs marked "Best by June 30" may not have been a good idea.
For goodness sake, open a window!
For goodness sake, open a window!
OK, I opened the window.....hey!
I can see your unmentionables drying on the line outside.
Who gave you the ones with the slogan.....
"How you do'n?"
I can see your unmentionables drying on the line outside.
Who gave you the ones with the slogan.....
"How you do'n?"
I see you've hung some of your own out on the line. I don't quite understand what's written on them.
Front says: Done been did.
Back: Check out the skid!
Front says: Done been did.
Back: Check out the skid!
I'm averse to tattoos, so instead of a tramp stamp, I put messages on me drawers.
Btw, I also rent out the space.
Oh, I almost forgot....out on your clothesline, I noticed an inscription I didn't understand.
"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the wearer."
Oh, those are on my clothesline, but I haven't worn them for ages.
They're part of an outreach program to promote understanding in the community. It's a drawers swapping thing.
It's called "Walk a Mile in Someone Else's Underwear." When there's a neighbor you don't get along well with and you wonder what crawled up his/her butt...well, you get a chance to try on his/her underlying problems and see for yourself.
I was supposed to invite you to participate, but the ones you have hanging on your line just growled at me -- so I'm afraid.
Her dainties don't growl....they purrrrrrr.
Only when you pass close enuf to activate the zork zork function.
It seems that yours have the activator for this.
That's an expensive option!
Eww!
Rev's drawers say: "Interactive Gaming Station, inquire within."
Rev's drawers say: "Interactive Gaming Station, inquire within."
Hers have a holster for a magnum sized Tabasco bottle!
Rick O'Shez
Irishman bouncing off walls
His are home to a large toilet brush, which he withdraws at inappropriate moments.