Reveal an Indisputable Truth about the Underwear of the Person Above You!

[Brickjectivity]

His undies give him happy endings for free.

 

[Revoltingest]

Keeps a real leprechaun in his!

Hey!
A bird got in the way!

 

[Brickjectivity]

They automatically open when you clap twice.

 

[Revoltingest]

His know the clap well.

Oh, snap!

 

[Brickjectivity]

That one was so good its a fitting end to this thread, except nobody's undies are as close fitting as yours.

 

[4consideration]

Hey, Brickjectivity, what's with the sound effects on your drawers? This isn't the Kentucky Derby.

"...and they're off!"

Oh. Ok. I get it.

 

[Revoltingest]

Yours say......
"Certified Charlie Sheen free"

 

[Brickjectivity]

Haunted by the ghost of Fred Astaire

 

[4consideration]

Trying to get more mileage out of his drawers between washings, so he installed an odorometer.

 

[Revoltingest]

Not an "odorometer"?

 

[4consideration]

Not an "odorometer"?

OK. So I went for a joke and didn't make it. I was going for odor-meter and odometer at the same time.

Did you just go for #1 and #2 at the same time, and didn't make it? Phew!

 

[Revoltingest]

Hers don't quite make it.
Maybe try radial belted instead of bias ply?

 

[Buttercup]

His need a new timing belt. Ooopsies!

 

[4consideration]

Front: Hillary take me all the way home.

Back: Top Secret Briefs

(Oops, not you, Buttercup. That was meant for Rev.)

 

[Buttercup]

Hers ^^^

Hello Kitty on front

Roto Rooter on back

 

[Revoltingest]

Wow!
I had no idea they were still making Beavis & Butthead undies!

 

[4consideration]

Swinging on ceiling fans all over The French Quarter.

(Oops. Not you, Rev. )

 

[Revoltingest]

Orders with extra hummus.

 

[Brickjectivity]

His undies behave as a polynomial ring with associative & commutative properties and function as a hula hoop.

 

[Revoltingest]

His are made from used lobster bibs!