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Revoltingest For President !

Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
Premium Member
Perfection. But they look hungry. Oreos?

OK, but I think we may be getting dangerously close to being guilty of revisionist history. . .

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icehorse

......unaffiliated...... anti-dogmatist
Premium Member
This is truly inspired.

Seriously, I'd add this caption....
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... he said, mistakenly.

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Platforms are made to have pot shots aimed in their general direction, no?

As a start, I'd want you to work in something about healthy young adults having to have some sort of job. Government supplied (shovel included), when necessary
 

Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
Premium Member
... he said, mistakenly.

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Platforms are made to have pot shots aimed in their general direction, no?

As a start, I'd want you to work in something about healthy young adults having to have some sort of job. Government supplied (shovel included), when necessary

They can clean up after the ducks. I have a feeling this is going to be a messy campaign.
 
So long as I can have medical MJ and retain the ability to own, clean, and fire off stupidly ridiculous firearms - then I care not what your foreign policy is nor what overweight interns you get oral sex from.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
So long as I can have medical MJ and retain the ability to own, clean, and fire off stupidly ridiculous firearms - then I care not what your foreign policy is nor what overweight interns you get oral sex from.
I wouldn't even dream of cheating on Mrs Revolt.
I recently dreamed of turning down the affections of a hottie.
Just ask @Wirey !
 

Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
Premium Member
I wouldn't even dream of cheating on Mrs Revolt.
I recently dreamed of turning down the affections of a hottie.
Just ask @Wirey !

Wait, so you have fantasies about not cheating on your wife?

Really need to work that into one of your campaign speeches somewhere.
 
Cool. See, because Saturday is generally "range day", and after returning home and spreading out the gun-cleaning mat, I like to roll me u a spliff and load up some music on the playlist. The smell of gunshot residue, Hoppes 9 cleaner, and a good strain of Sativa makes for a calm, chill afternoon.
 

lunamoth

Will to love
LOL! Just saw this. OK, I'll try to work that in tomorrow.

(it's true what they say: great art is never really finished)
BTW, who is that dude just to the left of the cookies, wearing the sunglasses and white t-shirt with a dark jacket?

It kind of looks like the Donald...except with a mustache.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
So long as I can have medical MJ and retain the ability to own, clean, and fire off stupidly ridiculous firearms - then I care not what your foreign policy is nor what overweight interns you get oral sex from.
You can have all that & more.
But if you commit or suborn perjury about it, you are liable to be prosecuted.
 
You can have all that & more.
But if you commit or suborn perjury about it, you are liable to be prosecuted.

If there's conditions attached, no thanks. Be cautious of a man who says he can do something for you - he probably wants to do something to you as well when you aren't paying attention.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
If there's conditions attached, no thanks. Be cautious of a man who says he can do something for you - he probably wants to do something to you as well when you aren't paying attention.
Caution is good.
My goal is that citizens need not be so wary of their own government.
 
Ah, but if I didn't have the entire US Government as my enemy, things would get awful boring. Where would I find a fair fight?
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Ah, but if I didn't have the entire US Government as my enemy, things would get awful boring. Where would I find a fair fight?
Don't worry.
I won't be able to cure governmental incompetence or corruption.
I'll only be able to improve things with better system.
The fact that there are still humans will prevent any dreaded utopia.
 
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