RF Commandments....

[Willamena]

Thou shalt post at least one retarded post per day.

Oh, thank god.

 

[ChristineES]

Christine's rule: If you post a lot of serious thread, go to the jokes section to post some silly ones to even yourself out.

 

[Heneni]

Thou shalt not forget to have a sense of humour

 

[Quagmire]

thou shalt not covet thy neighbors post count.

 

[Heneni]

Thou shalt not argue with Jayhawker.

 

[Magic Man]

Thou shalt not tell others what they shalt not do.

 

[Heneni]

Thou shalt not work too hard and neglect to be online.

 

[Heneni]

Thou shalt not take a lunch break from RF

 

[Heneni]

Thou shalt not leave RF for another forum after 3000 posts - after all we have been through together!

 

[Wandered Off]

Whosoever looketh on Heneni's avatar to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
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[Panda]

Thou shalt not enter chat clothed.

 

[Mister_T]

Thou shall weareth leather, He-Man-like underwear whislt posting on RF and nothing more.

 

[Heneni]

Thou shalt not quote thy neighbours posts and point out spelling mistakes.:help:

 

[ChristineES]

Thou shalt not quote thy neighbours posts and point out spelling mistakes.:help:

Is it wrong to correct it yourself? I do that sometimes, although I never point it out (I wouldn't to embarrass or infuriate someone )

 

[S-word]

Thou shalt not abuse the priviledge to be stupid.:slap:

Referring to the 10 commandments.

Standing in the pulpit was the local parish priest
A parson by the name of Patric Sykes
And he preached a feiry sermon, Cos he was absolutly sure
Someone in the congreation stole his bike.
Going through the ten commandments, and having said--"Though shalt not steal,"
He looked around to find the guilty face
But all were pure as angels, no one even blushed
There wern't a guilty person in the place.
So he had to keep on going, convinced he'd lost his bike;
But when he finally said, "Adultery is sin"
The sermon stopped abruptly, and as calmly as you like
He said, "Oie just remembered where I left the bluddy ting." S-word

I hope that I have not broken one of the RF's commandments with this post?

 

[Idiolatry]

Thou shalt not threaten the community with ice-9.

 

[Renji]

"Though shall love the RF staff above all things and love it's members as you love yourself" Lawrence 1: 1

 

[Luminous]

Though shall read this sentence.

 

[MoonWater]

Though shalt honor the doctrine of "tookie tookie too" as told by the great prophet sunstone.
Any who do not honor this doctrine must suffer the punishment of having their RF brothers and sisters speak "NIH" unto them till they go deaf.

 

[Draka]

Thou shalt partake in Happy Heathen Pagan Dancing regardless of your actual religious affiliation.


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