RF is now under Soviet control

[Sha'irullah]

I hereby declare RF apart of the Soviet Communist Federation of Forums and Social Networking Sites. At 22:00 Pacific Time RF was conquered in an epic Flame War that has resulted in it being conquered by the SCF2S2. The battle was fought gallantly but of course the might of the Soviet power has won as expected.

The new rules that will be put into place immediately:

• All threads are to be shared as one single thread.
• DIR's are hereby banned and shall be given to the forumers.
• All moderation is to cease.
• All accounts are to be called "Comrades."
• All religions are banned and only the teachings of Darth Jakov are to be followed.

Have a wonderful day comrades!

 

[sun rise]

Comrade Chairman, may I petition your Exalted and Unparalled Excellency for admission as a most junior acolyte in the triumphant Communist League of Kitty Kats. I wish to be on the right side of history and support the unstoppable Soviet power.

 

[xkatz]

Stop right there Bolshevik scum!

 

[oldbadger]

Greetings Comrade Sh'irullah,
Comrade Oldbadger respectfully requests that he is perfect for your intelligence staff, since he only has enough brain-power to make a morning cup of tea, in fact he even screws that up sometimes. Perfect applicant for an intelligence officer!

Up the State, up the people, up Revolting's!

 

[Rick O'Shez]

 

[Flankerl]

Well about time.

 

[Wirey]

You mean this wasn't Soviet before? Who was I donating all that vodka to?

 

[Iti oj]

You mean this wasn't Soviet before? Who was I donating all that vodka to?

Thanx comrade

 

[Revoltingest]

My militias shall rise against this red dawn!

We're come'n after your nuts!

 

[sun rise]

My militias shall rise against this to this red dawn!

We're come'n after your nuts!

Nuts to you, capitalist pig:

 

[The Hammer]

I am with you @Revoltingest , Loading up right now.

Alright, Ready fire. Come at me Commies!!!

 

[Brickjectivity]

I'm selling vitamins to both sides. You can't fight without vitamins. Its win win for me.

 

[Twilight Hue]

Hogan darrlin.........

 

[Nada]

 

[Adramelek]

As of 4:59 am I Lord Adramelek became the official leader of the Satanic Underground within the newly occupied Soviet Communist RF. It shall be overthrown and our banner will fly high. We shall lay waste their communist institutions and reek vengeance!

Our might shall be stronger than stronger!
Our reign shall last longer than longer!
Darth Jakov is dead!
Satan lives!

 

[sun rise]

 

[Adramelek]

New Communist RF anthem

 

[sun rise]

I'm selling vitamins to both sides. You can't fight without vitamins. Its win win for me.

I confiscate the vitamins in the name of the people.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I confiscate the vitamins in the name of the people.

Remember not to take too much vitamin C, because its a part of Capitalism.

 

[sun rise]

Remember not to take too much vitamin C, because its a part of Capitalism.

Vitamin C stands for Communism as any right thinking Party Member knows.