Nope, i know nothing, that is my defense your judgeship. The pack clearly states "Baking Kit"
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RF Member Indicted For Crime!
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Nope, i know nothing, that is my defense your judgeship. The pack clearly states "Baking Kit"
Eclairs are choux pastry, the pic looked like sponge filled with artificial cream substitute
If you weren't guilty of smuggling in Twinkies, & eating
them, they wouldn't have arrested & charged you.
So....what's your opinion of Twinkies?
Do you put any kind of sauce on them?
(Don't worry...I won't snitch to The Man.)
Nope, i know nothing, that is my defense your judgeship.
Ignorance of the law is no excuse!
(Unless you're a cop.)
Yeah well, it means you'll have to work harder to find non existent evidence.
But i cannot wait for your summons is processed, hoarding scrap brass is a heinous crime against civilization.
I'm not the one prosecuting you.
Take that up with the Froggie government.
In Revoltistan, your Twinkie addiction wouldn't be a crime.
Oh that? Its been reject for lack of evidence, full apologies and an invite to
To collect my verification certificate.
Congrats on beating the rap!
But another RF member is in hot water....
@oldbadger had been arrested for quaffing a "pint".
Now that all of Limeystan has gone metric, it is a
heinous criminal offense to drink the "imperial" way.
He won't make bail....Mrs Badger says life is better
with him in the pokey. (The toilet seat stays down.)
Not in the UK it isn't, they ran away from Europe so they could keep pints, shillings and pence
But have the toilet seat down is sure worth overlooking this little brexit
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
oldbadger
Skanky Old Mongrel!
Lies! Slander and libel and defamation!
Mrs Badger is heartbroken and pining for her wonderful 'usband, so she tells me.
What's all this about the toilet seat staying down? We ain't got a toilet seat.!!
And Ol' England ain't gone metric, that's all a fib n all. I'm 6' tall, walk 3 miles every day, only drink half pints of booze cos I'm a genellman and will definitely get orf these false charges 'cos the judge 'll be s lardy an' I just 'ave a way wiv women.
oldbadger
Skanky Old Mongrel!
Wot exactly is a toilet seat?
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
oldbadger
Skanky Old Mongrel!
And wot has happened to that, then.?
Some nit has cut the front out of it!
I remember french public loos, circa 1960....very dodgy.
Saves you guys wetting the seat unless you take a swing at it
