RF Royalty

[4consideration]

As the idea man behind this, I call hunchback who rings the bell, and 4consideration can be my wife. We'll live in a dank room in the basement, where she'll raise our 8 albino children and spend weekend shaving my hump (a time consuming task, what with it being so irregularly shaped and warty). Did I mention that I use the bell sounds to cover my chronic flatulence in public, but in the security of my own home I just let 'em rip.

Welcome home, baby. How you doin'?

Awww, honey, you sure do know how to sweet talk me! (Let's just keep the special joy of our life together secret. Just think how it might feel for others to have to see what they're missing, when they have to spend their time up there in the sunlight and fresh air and all.)

 

[4consideration]

Well, as royal king i figured it's time i showed up here, late of course, grace everyone with my presence and say something.

So.....yeah, what you said shall be! As queen, your wishes are everybody's commands.

As for me, i'll decree that the Royal Inquisitor ought to receive such cases as ordered by the queen, and then send them straight away to the Royal executioner. No need for wasting time on trivialities such as processing and fair trial.

If someone wishes to object, please feel free to do so. The execution row could always use more candidates.

Yes, dear, whatever you say goes.

I think it is important for me to point out that since it may not be clear whether I am the mother of the king or queen, I am actually the mother of both. I guess we are that kind of royal family.

So, of course, I support whatever both of my dear children decide to do.

Wash your hands. It's dinner time.

 

[BSM1]

If you are the Royal Musician and you play at functions in the Royal Castle, do you think some one will ask you to play some "Rook and Roll"? Hahaha. Sorry, I couldn't stop myself.

 

[4consideration]

There will simply be no more discussing of casting any spells upon the monarchy in order to affect their behavior. Anyone implying the use of magic upon the King or Queen to influence their behavior will be sent straight to the Inquisitor to determine their obviously traitorous plans. The Queen has spoken, so shall it be.

I would not even think of going against the royal decree of the Queen. There will be no more discussion of this matter on my part.

I know a spell for that.

Just show me. We just can't talk about it. OK?

 

[Shermana]

If you are the Royal Musician and you play at functions in the Royal Castle, do you think some one will ask you to play some "Rook and Roll"? Hahaha. Sorry, I couldn't stop myself.

I am proposing a "Bad pun tax" to prevent further language abuses.

And it would help with our revenue problems too!

The Royal Treasurer has spoken.

 

[Lady B]

I call chamber maiden, I think the guardian of the royal chamber pots have all the power really,I will of course be in charge of any and all reading materials as needed.......think About it....... Taking advantage of the humans desperate need for reading even ingredients of shampoo while they perform necessary bodily functions will give me ultimate power at least 20 minutes every morning hehehehehe

 

[Shermana]

I call chamber maiden, I think the gaurdian of the royal chamber pots have all the power really,I will of course be in charge of any and all reading materials as needed.......think about it.......

You are hereby tasked with lumping all of your...ahem...work load into the Royal Fertilizer sales.

Every dollar counts!

 

[BSM1]

I am proposing a "Bad pun tax" to prevent further language abuses.

And it would help with our revenue problems too!

The Royal Treasurer has spoken.

Then I would qualify as the brokest subject.

 

[Rakhel]

we need a royal healer.

 

[4consideration]

we need a royal healer.

Just checking before I vote. No leeches, right?

 

[Panda]

I call dibs on whoever is in charge of the booze.

 

[Shermana]

I call dibs on whoever is in charge of the booze.

Though we must be frugal on everything else, don't be cheap when it comes to the booze. Premium stuff only.

The Royal Treasurer has spoken.

 

[Infinitum]

So when do I get to execute someone?

 

[Panda]

Though we must be frugal on everything else, don't be cheap when it comes to the booze. Premium stuff only.

The Royal Treasurer has spoken.

I just figured naturally about 90% of the budget should be spent on booze. Sound right to you Chancellor?

 

[Shermana]

I just figured naturally about 90% of the budget should be spent on booze. Sound right to you Chancellor?

No disagreement here.

If however the King disapproves, perhaps we may just need to get him plastered enough to agree with the wisdom of your decision.

Another 5% will go to the gourmet meat fund. (Sorry vegetarians).

This leaves just enough for 5% for My....I mean, all of our salaries.

 

[Rakhel]

hey. As royal chef, I could use some of that liquor. It make an excellent marinade.

 

[Shermana]

hey. As royal chef, I could use some of that liquor. It make an excellent marinade.

There will be much Wine sauce for the meat. And Vodka sauce for the pasta!

 

[Gjallarhorn]

So when do I get to execute someone?

As soon as we get the kangaroos in the court.

 

[Badran]

I hereby offer my services to King Badran as his lead Knight of the round table.

Granted!

Welcome to the round table.

 

[Badran]

So when do I get to execute someone?

If one of our court magicians, the one known as "iti" does as suggested here:

Just show me. We just can't talk about it. OK?

.....Execute him at once.

Our royal mother doesn't know better, but that would count as sneaking around clear orders by the queen. Since she's the royal mother, she can do whatever she likes. Him, however, that traitor, doesn't have such privileges.

More death row candidates to come later.