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Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
The series Breaking Bad is based upon Wirey's life.
Although in the real world, Gus was killed by force fed poutine.
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
Smokeless Indica tipped the aliens $20 after the probing!

Wirey's pretty much the expert on probes around here.

He told me a couple other things on the subject -- like once you get in good with the aliens you can make probe reservations in advance and can select your owner prober -- but, no they do not offer any type of Customer Rewards/Frequent Prober Card so don't bother making a big stink about it with the big guy in the top office, as that can end up with an unpleasant scenario.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
4consideration is actually an alien from Omicron Persei 6. Her real name is "Kleeborg".
She captures humans for experiments using her Probulator 6000...with the optional zork feature.
When done, she releases them without even a thank you. She just hands them a tissue & says "Here, clean yerself up, puny human!"
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
4consideration is actually an alien from Omicron Persei 6. Her real name is "Kleeborg".
She captures humans for experiments using her Probulator 6000...with the optional zork feature.
When done, she releases them without even a thank you. She just hands them a tissue & says "Here, clean yerself up, puny human!"

Revoltingest keeps bugging me to be my research assistant. He really wants the job of Probe Sanitation Specialist -- and he's willing to work his way up to it!

You've got to admire his spunk!
 

dyanaprajna2011

Dharmapala
Revoltingest really doesn't like bacon, he's a closet beefatarian. He also likes to watch chick flicks, and, deep down, Ronald Reagan is his hero.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Dyanaprajna not only has a difficult moniker to spell, he chose me as his hero.
He keeps a sacred idol of me with him at all times.
BTW, what are...ouch!...the pins...ouch!..for?
 

dyanaprajna2011

Dharmapala
Revoltingest only pretends to like Willie the Groundskeeper because inside he's really a scared little boy, mostly because he's a conspiracy theorist who thinks the government is hiding the fact that Nibiru is coming in December, and bringing with it a host of really mad Mayan gods who are actually aliens who tampered with human evolution as a weird science experiment.
 
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