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Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Kerry is having trouble dealing with his lust for me.
Worried that he might strike out, he is settling for Wirey's affections.
(Wirey is known to be "popular".)
 

Kerr

Well-Known Member
Kerry is having trouble dealing with his lust for me.
Worried that he might strike out, he is settling for Wirey's affections.
(Wirey is known to be "popular".)
Revoltingest likes to ramble about his brother Kerry. A lot. Once he rambled for a week straight.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
While Kerry performs,Wirey dresses up like Don Ho & sings Tiny Bubbles.
It's so cute! I have proof....oh, wait....that's Wirey's shtick.
 

Kerr

Well-Known Member
Revoltingest suffers from hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia :eek:.

(Fear of long words... and no, I dont know how to spell it, I googled it :p)
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
Kerr suffers from the big truck, big gun, big word psychological thingy -- I could probably think of the term -- but I just woke up and haven't had my first cup of coffee yet.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
In order to end our drought here, I asked 4consideration to do a rain dance.
She's a generous person, & tried really hard, but she got it slightly wrong.
Instead of rain falling, we were deluged with puppies. (Atheists were happy!)
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
Then, Revoltingest invited everyone over for a BBQ. It was so sad that I began to cry...and the heavens cried with me...ultimately ending the drought. :D

(I don't like to show off and often like to take the round-about approach. It's often more interesting that way.)
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
4consideration is probably taking credit here for something she never really said. But, she doesn't know for sure and is too stubborn to admit it.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Wirey would jump in to tell us scandalous things about 4 consideration, but she has him trapped in a deep well.
Right now, he's busy putting lotion on his skin so he won't get the hose again.
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
Revoltingest is always jealous about my possessions. You should see the ruckus he kicks up whenever he looks at the ladies shoes in my closet. Sheesh!

BTW, Wirey ASKED me to do that.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
4consideration always wants to trade her shoes for my Hawaiian shirts.
I'd do it, but I'm a size 12. She has size 16 dogs.
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
4consideration always wants to trade her shoes for my Hawaiian shirts.
I'd do it, but I'm a size 12. She has size 16 dogs.

If I was a man, that shoe size would get me dates!

Revoltingest stuffs tissues into his size 12 shoes to impress the ladies. He really wears a size 4 1/2. He wears junior boys mittens during the winter.
 

Kerr

Well-Known Member
4consideration is stealing my internet connection bandwidth so that her internet runs faster, while mine runs slower! She wants to post all day but dont want me to post at all!
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
Kerr is blaming me because he is slow and I am like greased lightning! It's always someone else's fault, isn't it?

I think he is really just trying to butter me up for his own personal gain. Kerr is trying to get on my good side so that I will list him as number 10 on the RF sexiest man thread. Now say something sexy (in the form of a frubal) or you just may end up as #11!
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
Smokeless Indica had a love affair with an RF member that was really just a computer software program responding to posts, and not a real person.

She said that she was pregnant and would soon be delivering a microbyte. I feel like I was taken avantage of by her because of all this. I spent countless hours on the phone with her providing emotional support -- come to find out, microbytes don't even exist.
 
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