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4consideration

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Premium Member
Kerry is planning to make those toilet paper a book, to give 4consideration something to read.

Renji never allows me to have peace and quiet when I'm in the bathroom. He's always banging on the door and yelling, "Hey, what do you think this is, a library, or something?"

I don't think he values reading very much.
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
4consideration does voraciously read, but all bodice rippers they are!

Sometimes Old Scratch asks me to read him fairy tales when no one else is around. He likes to snuggle up on the couch with a pillow and blanket.

When we get to the scary part, he pulls the covers over his head and says, "They can't get me if they can't see me, right?" It's so cute.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
4consideration's hubby wonders.....
"Honey snookums boobookins, why is it that when in the throes of passion, you squeal "Oh, my Dark Lord!" & then your head turns 360 degrees?"
 
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4consideration

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Premium Member
4consideration has a tramp stamp!

It's written in teeny tiny letters, since the space is so limited.

It says, "Revoltingest, no means NO! If you can read this message, you are too close. Back the **** up and put that thing away!"

I tried just saying it nicely, but that didn't work.
 

idav

Being
Premium Member
4consideration stole a bunch of my frubals to make it look like she gets them twice as often.
 

BeckyRose1998

PICKLES THE KID
Rev tried to bribe all the judges on AGT so he could be the first ever toe sucker on the show! They took his money, but later said they never met him and he was never on the show. He would've sued them, but bribery is illegal.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
BeckyRose's surgery is to install a third arm on her back.
(She thinks it would be cool to give herself rabbit ears.)
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Rev likes the idea for me getting a 3rd arm. He thinks that I'll get all the guys(including him) if I get the 3rd arm.
BeckyRose also plans to have an eye installed on the back of her head, so
she can see where she's been....& to detect the approach of assassins.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
4consideration loves to be watched.
She turns on the lights, opens the blinds, puts some Bary White on the hi-fi, & performs kung fu for her audience.
 
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