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4consideration

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Premium Member
Every year Revoltingest helps out the local troop with their door-to-door Girl Scout Cookie sale.

He's not that interested in helping with the fund-raising. He just likes to wear their uniform.
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
Revoltingest eats his Girl Scout Cookies with the old chunky milk from the back of the fridge.

He calls it Cheese Milk and says it makes a healthy snack.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
In order to keep her girlish figure, 4consideration now feeds girl scout cookies to her cat.
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4consideration

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Premium Member
Revoltingest saw how well it was working for me and my girlish figure -- that I was avoiding sweets.

He asked if I thought it would help his girlish figure if he avoided cookies, as well. I told he he'd probably be better off just stuffing a few more socks in that bra and call it good. It totally worked.
 

Wirey

Fartist
4consideration has been banned for life from Chucky Cheese for what she calls the 'Dance of the Mouse's Revenge'!
 

Kerr

Well-Known Member
Wirey likes to break into peoples homes and take pictures of them when they sleep! I know, because I left a bear trap beside my bed to catch the aliens that want to probe me and it caught him instead!
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Hah! Kerr doesn't know that Wirey is the alien who has been probing him.
(The Probulator 2000 has the heated fondulator.)
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Kerr wrote a fan letter to the alien who probed him.
(He sent it to the North Pole, figuring that Santa could forward it.)
 
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