Secret Chief
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(well he pays me to)
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Say Something Scandalous About The Person Above You!
- Thread starter Sunstone
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Magog can be paid to conduct surprise underwear checks! It makes one wonder what else Magog is willing to do for money?
4consideration offers Magog money to do strange & repellant things.
And he complies!
And he complies!
Secret Chief
Vetted Member
Want that I pm a list, with prices?
(Some first time freebies too)
(Some first time freebies too)
BeckyRose1998
PICKLES THE KID
Magog resembles Hitler. :O
Draka
Wonder Woman
BeckyRose thinks any man with a mustache looks like Hitler. She has thus been declared an enemy of the American Mustache Institute.
BeckyRose1998
PICKLES THE KID
Draka was banned from the MADD(Mothers Against Drunk Driving) group for drunk driving.
BeckyRose belongs to DAM (Mothers Against Dyslexia).
Draka
Wonder Woman
Truly scandalous! Little Becky's a mom? Wow!Revoltingest has 15 cats...in his bedroom alone.
Draka is hiding Wirey under her bed!
(He pays her for this service with foot rubs.)
(He pays her for this service with foot rubs.)
Revoltingest is hiding in her dirty clothes hamper! When he gets the urge to cry out, he sucks on dirty socks to calm himself.
Drake is terrorizing her neighborhood by breaking into her neighbors' houses and snatching the covers off of them while they are sleeping. Then she yells, "Hey, kids! Time to get up for school!"
Damn! That's just downright cruel of her!
4consideration once saved up the cardboard tubes from a year's worth of spent toilet paper rolls. Then she sold them one by one to little kids at the county fair, telling the poor kids they were telescopes they could look at the moon through.
Yeah, but Sunstone ran around and gave those poor little kids a full moon view -- that had nothing to do with the celestial orb.
How was I to know their astronomical interests were not quite as mundane as mine?
But I still think the least you could have done when that happened was tell me I was behaving inappropriately. Instead, it was quite mercenary of you to line up the kid's parents and charge them a buck each to see "the savage naked man from the darkest forests of Colorado".
I was saving money to buy you some class!
The main reason I've never gotten around thanking for the class you bought me was I noticed you had purchased a cheap imitation Italian brand of class made in China that lasted only three weeks before it fell apart at a church social in front of a pastor's wife that I then tried to pick up. Naturally, she blamed me for my advances. There was no explaining to her it was all your fault.
NO! I said, "Consult with the pastor's wife -- not consummate with the pastor's wife."
If you would just listen when I am talking to you...
If you would just listen when I am talking to you...