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Sunstone

De Diablo Del Fora
Premium Member
NO! I said, "Consult with the pastor's wife -- not consummate with the pastor's wife."

If you would just listen when I am talking to you...

HAh! How can I listen to you when you are walking with me, if you and I have not yet taken even one walk together? There's nothing at all wrong with my listening to you, but you should not blame me for things we have never done!
 

Sunstone

De Diablo Del Fora
Premium Member
4consideration did indeed say "consummate" not "consult"...then she posed as the pastor's wife.

I should have suspected as much from her.

Draka, are the rumors true that you have taken to hugging drought-stricken corn plants in your native Iowa this year? It's said you spend hours whispering to them to get well soon.
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
HAh! How can I listen to you when you are walking with me, if you and I have not yet taken even one walk together? There's nothing at all wrong with my listening to you, but you should not blame me for things we have never done!

I rest my case! I don't even need to say anything to point out that I never said anything about walking.

However, I am not going to rest about the whole mooning incident. And, BTW, no one thought the "moon pies" were funny.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
4consideration just mooned me!
I have proof!
moon2.jpg
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
Revoltingest was hiding behind the shower curtain in my bathroom!

(I can't see the picture. I just see a red X. I may have to edit this one if it is as awful a picture as I might expect.)
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
It isn't as shocking as what i saw from behind your shower curtain!
(I never knew that one of those would look like that.)
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
4consideration likes to wear her underwear on the outside of her clothing!
(Btw, I'm not saying you should stop doing this.)
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Wirey comes up to other diners in posh restaurants, & asks, "Your food looks velvety soft & creamy. Would you mind if I ran my hands thru it?".
 

Renji

Well-Known Member
Revoltingtest lost the last election and decided to have a mascot, named 'Old scratch' to campaign for him. :D
 
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