Revoltingest loves to visit tool museums. He asked me to open up a "Hatchet Man" museum! (What?)
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Say Something Scandalous About The Person Above You!
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4consideration charges Wirey to conduct polls for him.....but Draka is the only person she ever polls!
Revoltingest polls everyone he can find, but he spells it p-o-l-e-s.
4consideration spells Revoltingest as "s n o o k u m s".
Snookums offered to buy me a new car as a "gift." Then, he said I could "work it off." When I pointed out that by definintion a "gift" should require no action at all on the part of the receiver (other than a "thank you,) he proceeded to say payment would really be a "tax."
4consideration wants a car with a roomy back seat.
I asked her why, & she made googly eyes at me!
I asked her why, & she made googly eyes at me!
Revoltingest is projecting!
I told him that I wanted a roomy back seat, so that my 2 children would be comfortable in it. Revoltingest pointed out that in a vehicle with a roomy back seat, there are 3 seat belts. Then, he offered to help me to fill the void -- and he started drooling and panting. That is not a seductive move!
I told him that I wanted a roomy back seat, so that my 2 children would be comfortable in it. Revoltingest pointed out that in a vehicle with a roomy back seat, there are 3 seat belts. Then, he offered to help me to fill the void -- and he started drooling and panting. That is not a seductive move!
4consideration refused to wipe up my drool!
I didn't think that Revoltingest could see it on his shoes!
4consideration did wipe up Wirey's drool!
(But it was rather more obvious....& flowing out on the floor around him.)
(But it was rather more obvious....& flowing out on the floor around him.)
Revoltingest asked me if he could have the rags that I used to wipe up Wirey's drool. He said something about being "really into recycling," but I was afraid to ask what he meant by that.
4consideration doesn't recycle!
She throws everything in the landfill.....even her recently deceased aunt Agnes!
She throws everything in the landfill.....even her recently deceased aunt Agnes!
Revoltingest wanted to recycle Aunt Agnes, too!
4consideration refused to let me compost her Aunt Agnes in my garden!
(I would'a planted tomatoes over her.)
(I would'a planted tomatoes over her.)
The only reason that Revoltingest plants tomatoes is so that he can pretend to be offering tomatoes when he tells someone that he has something "firm and ripe" for them.
Draka said something about mixing his salad, or tossing it, or something like that. I didn't understand what she meant.
I saw what she put in that "salad dressing." Don't eat it!
4consideration is gossiping about Draka!