Unfortunately for whatever it is you'd like to be the reality of this Bible business, most of what
@Spiderman has posted is completely cogent and just takes what is written literally, without trying to inject a bunch of fluff and nonsense in order to make it more palatable.
For example, the question of whether or not God might be the one "lead[ing] us into temptation" is a pretty big one, that
@Spiderman is not at all the first to ask or make mention of. In fact, Pope Francis basically took his foot and shoved it in his mouth on this very topic, claiming that this idea of God "lead[ing] us into temptation," as part of that oh-so-famous prayer that Jesus asks his followers emulate, is due to a
translation error! Oops. Fluff and nonsense detected!
The idea of God being an "alien" may not be something you're too keen on being generally accepted, however you can't beat the logic that God wasn't born on Earth, is not a resident of Earth, and therefore is "alien" in many key respects that would warrant using that term. One of the definitions of "alien" is simply "not one's own", so NO MATTER WHAT, the term "alien" can easily be applied to God. Unless you'd like to admit that God is basically "of my own" - that is, that God is one of my kind, and your kind, and
@Spiderman's kind. So how about it? Sound like a fun time?
If God is omnipresent... then He is in hell. And He is in the devil, and He is in my butt-crack, etc. There's no getting around that. The very definition of the word denies any of your complaints a foothold in any mind that cares not to be deceived by garbage rationalizations and poor excuses.
The idea that God is "living life through His creatures" certainly isn't new (try Hinduism and "Brahman")... and while it may very well not be correct, it's just a bit of fancy if it isn't, and certainly doesn't fit the descriptions of "illogical", "venting" or "ranting" you seem to want to give it.
If the stories of God from The Bible are accurate, then God has broken His own commandments. FACT. It is a super simple, and classic case of "Do as I say, not as I do." You can't deny this without committing a "Pope Francis." (see paragraph 2 above). And God is also evidenced to have requested that others break His commandments. "Go in and slaughter those people" said God... and they did. Again.. you can't deny this. Can't.
In the end, all you really needed to say was "I don't like what you said"... and then maybe cry a bunch or something to try and elicit some sympathy for your case... which you
DIDN'T MAKE IN THE FIRST PLACE. You just made an assertion, with the hope that it would stick. I suggest you clean up your act, bub.