Dave Watchman
Active Member
Yes, that is how it works. Make a prediction, and when it does not happen, as it is always the case, then you go though the books and find a computation error. And you have being doing that for the last 2000 years. I mean, when the room for interpretations is so vast, you cold do that for the next million years.
No it can't be a million years, holy exaggeration Batman. There's a bunch of reasons why it can't be 1000 years from now, or even in 2060. Newton said 2060 to throw everyone off the real season he was suspecting it to be with his convoluted three kings1260 year recipe. Newton knew when it was really going to be because of something which happened in the middle ages, just a couple hundred years before his time. He was keeping it Top Secret. The reason why we are here should be about finished by now anyways. Something only the Father actually can know about.
I could use the same method and use my Italian Cooking Book as a sacred book able to make prediction of catastrophic events. That would be pretty easy. Let me see: I am planning to prepare some spaghetti for my family. I had a vision that I should do spaghetti all'amatriciana. Spaghetti all'Amatriciana requires some pork meat. We know that pork is where demons are usually casted to, for some reason. That is a clear sign that not only my family, but the entire womankind family will be possessed by demons, and that therefore the Messiah (in this instance the Messiah is a monster able to fly, and has clearly inspired my holy book), will soon land on earth to pick us all up, before demons take over the world.
That is not difficult. And if that does not happen, well maybe that is because I was intended to make lasagne, instead, and my visions were caused by bad digestion.
I like the cooking analogy. Now I'm starving for lasagna. Something about the word itself which can provoke a salivary reflex in the reader. Like just hearing the word pizza, a poor man's lasagna. Lets order a Pizza. I'm sure the pork demons are baked in the cake as well. May they be cast into hell. Your cooking recipe note works excellent as a pressure cooker air release weight. I'm saying something fairly stressful like it's happening now, but a weighted jiggler valve can come along to release the pressure, like an innocent child's bed time story.
Easy peasy.
Lemon squeezy. But what if it does happen? Make lemonade? I'm not sure what will happen, or if we can, only the when of it. It happened in the years people would look to the colored maps of the Holy Land, and honeymooned by the Dead Sea. And the sabils of the Old City of Jerusalem. It happened when the Netherlands sang Oh Happy Day. When Jesus washed my sins away. Oh Happy Day.
Peaceful Sabbath.