Smartest Guy In the Room

[Midnight Pete]

Who feels the need to be the smartest guy in the room wherver they go? I've encountered a lot of people online and offline who have this personality trait. Always gotta be smarter than the other guy. Personally, I think this is a sickness. What does everyone else think?

 

[angellous_evangellous]

I make this look goooooooood

 

[angellous_evangellous]

If I'm not the smartest guy in the room, I'm certainly the best looking.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

I can't wait to measure brain pans!

 

[sandandfoam]

If I'm not the smartest guy in the room, I'm certainly the best looking.

Yeah. So why did you stuff that sock into your pocket?

 

[Gunfingers]

My first thought on seeing this thread: "Oh, they made a thread about me! Cool!"

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Yeah. So why did you stuff that sock into your pocket?

It wasn't a sock, it was a hankie. In my back pocket so I won't be attacked.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

My first thought on seeing this thread: "Oh, they made a thread about me! Cool!"

It is about you. :biglaugh:

 

[tomato1236]

I don't think I am, I know I am. I'm pretty sure everybody else knows it, too. And it's not like I HAVE to be smarter than the next guy. It's not a matter of trying. I just am. I'm just a fricking genius. And if this is a sickness, I don't want any medicine.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Well, I'm the product of the union of Chuck Norris and The Most Interesting Man in the World. Jack Baur didn't make it out of it alive.

 

[tomato1236]

Well, I'm the product of the union of Chuck Norris and The Most Interesting Man in the World. Jack Baur didn't make it out of it alive.

They had a baby? That IS interesting.

 

[tumbleweed41]

See, that is why Einstein was never invited to any parties....

 

[angellous_evangellous]

They had a baby? That IS interesting.

Yep. I have enough manliness to kill an entire herd of wildabeasts running at full speed, and enough brain power to light up New York.

 

[Dezzie]

I don't feel like I have to be the smartest per se... BUT I usually feel like I am the smartest... well... maybe not smartest, but the most adult. I'm only 22 years old and I feel like I act more mature than a lot of people around me.

(and yes... I know I am not a GUY)

 

[tomato1236]

Yep. I have enough manliness to kill an entire herd of wildabeasts running at full speed, and enough brain power to light up New York.

Well then. You are a very cost-effective man to have around.

 

[tomato1236]

I don't feel like I have to be the smartest per se... BUT I usually feel like I am the smartest... well... maybe not smartest, but the most adult. I'm only 22 years old and I feel like I act more mature than a lot of people around me.

(and yes... I know I am not a GUY)

Oh, well you're not allowed to be the smartest guy in the room then. You might be smarter than the smartest guy, but that's a different award.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

If he were smarter than the one who's smarter than me, his head would explode.

 

[Dezzie]

Oh, well you're not allowed to be the smartest guy in the room then. You might be smarter than the smartest guy, but that's a different award.

lol I can only imagine what that award is!

 

[tomato1236]

lol I can only imagine what that award is!

It's the "average girl" award.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

It's the "average girl" award.

:biglaugh: