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So... men... beat this!
- Thread starter Kerr
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I'm so tough that I shave Quagmire's legs...against his will!
I'm so tough my driveway is paved with the molars of people who just annoyed me.
dantech
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I'm so tough I don't need to wipe. I scare the **** out of my butt. Then I do the same in the toilet, no need to flush.
I have to admit that is pretty tough. You know what's tougher though? My *** daren't leave until I give it permission.
dantech
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Only cuz it hasn't met me yet.
I'm so tough that **** flows up hill to get away from me.
Call_of_the_Wild
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I am so sexy that if I stare at the Mona Lisa painting to long, her mouth will start to drool :drool:
Call_of_the_Wild
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I am so tough that one time I became so angry that I punched a brick wall, and then I heard a loud "Owwwwww" like someone in pain..
I didn't know walls could talk until then...
I didn't know walls could talk until then...
I am so tough I once punched a mountain and it started to cry.
I'm so tough that I once punched a mountain and knocked it out cold.
I know this is true, because it went dead silent.
I know this is true, because it went dead silent.
I'm so tough that I wrote all of Call_of_the_wild's posts!
Can you imagine the toughness required to write that preposterous drivel
without losing my lunch all over the forum floor? Yeah, that's tough!
without losing my lunch all over the forum floor? Yeah, that's tough!