Solar Panels Drain the Sun’s Energy, Experts Say

[freethinker44]

Really? I find that hard to believe. If it were the same size, it wouldn't be so much less hot at night.

Dude, it's nighttime. It turns the light down so we can sleep.

 

[Quagmire]

Fool! You cannot move a star by turning a telescope backwards!

Where would we be if all scientists thought this way?

 

[columbus]

Fool! You cannot move a star by turning a telescope backwards!

You know how stars work but not women?

Tom

 

[Reptillian]

I'm more worried about using powerful telescopes bringing the stars closer.
What if they get so close that we burn up?

Oh My Gawd!... Mankind might collapse the Universe!!!

 

[Quagmire]

Really? I find that hard to believe. If it were the same size, it wouldn't be so much less hot at night.

I think they call that "convection" or something like that. Do this: go out on a hot sunny day and touch a rock. Then, come back later that night and touch the same rock.

Often as not, the rock should feel cooler at night (although I'm pretty sure this is just an illusion too).

 

[Debater Slayer]

Dude, it's nighttime. It turns the light down so we can sleep.

Your unjustified assumption that the Sun is intelligent offends me. You don't even have any peer-reviewed Onion articles to back up your assertion.

 

[Vinayaka]

Fool! You cannot move a star by turning a telescope backwards!

Do the telescopes have magnets in them?

 

[Reptillian]

Do the telescopes have magnets in them?

I move that we change the word "telescope" to "star magnet" all those in favor say 'aye'."

 

[Quagmire]

This has got me thinking it might be a good time to start marketing my perpetual motion machine.
(that reminds me, I need to pick up batteries for the prototype).

 

[Quagmire]

Do the telescopes have magnets in them?

I move that we change the word "telescope" to "star magnet" all those in favor say 'aye'."

Asking for a show of hands in the thread isn't going to change anything.

You need to create a poll.

 

[DreadFish]

Really? I find that hard to believe. If it were the same size, it wouldn't be so much less hot at night.

Dude, it's nighttime. It turns the light down so we can sleep.

Dudes, the sun can't "turn down" it's light, that's silly.

The reason is that it moves further away from us during the night.

 

[Debater Slayer]

I think they call that "convection" or something like that. Do this: go out on a hot sunny day and touch a rock. Then, come back later that night and touch the same rock.

Often as not, the rock should feel cooler at night (although I'm pretty sure this is just an illusion too).

I did this and it didn't work.

I guess I should move the rock out of my living room and try again.

 

[Vinayaka]

I move that we change the word "telescope" to "star magnet" all those in favor say 'aye'."

But don't you have to send it something like this to Wyoming for approval first?

 

[Quagmire]

Dudes, the sun can't "turn down" it's light, that's silly.

The reason is that it moves further away from us during the night.

Then why does it look the same size?

 

[Vinayaka]

I did this and it didn't work.

I guess I should move the rock out of my living room and try again.

Yeah, I guess you should, Dude. :yes:

 

[DreadFish]

Then why does it look the same size?

Magnets.

 

[Quagmire]

I did this and it didn't work.

I guess I should move the rock out of my living room and try again.

Or at least open a widow to let the convection in. :yes:

 

[columbus]

I move that we change the word "telescope" to "star magnet" all those in favor say 'aye'."

The whole point to post post modernism is that words mean exactly what you mean when you say them.

Disagreement is bigotry.

That's an "aye".

Tom

 

[Quagmire]

Magnets.

Hmmm. No, I think there's more to this conspiracy than meets the eye.

Obviously, there's something they're not telling us. I don't know about all of you but I'm just about fed up with being a dupe for those sneaky Wyomians.

One of us need to start a blog right now.

 

[columbus]

Or at least open a widow to let the convection in. :yes:

I don't think "opening a widow" is likely a good idea.

Tom