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Some miracles of the word Allah
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The Christians on this thread agree with post 38.
Ok thanks. I just noticed that he look blond in one of the pictures one of the Christians posted.
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This made my day
"Shame on you who says that this is jesus on the butt of a dog"
Jesus was a pure and Holy prophet of Allah, how could you say that he is seen on the butt of a dog?
How could a Holy Prophet be seen on the dirtiest part of an animal?
Actually its not jesus but its the Satan which is making you guys astray.
Jesus brought his religion for the people of that time, what is the need for him to appear infront of you now?
Why would he appear now while his religion is expired till now?
If he comes back then he will come back and preach the religion Islam, and for the first time he will directly enter a mosque not a church!!!!
Aasimar
Atheist
Yeah the end point I believe is that you will find whatever it is you are looking for. If you look for Allah written in some plants, you'll see it. If you wanna find Jesus, chances are you'll find him. If you want to find the Flying Spaghetti Monster's noodly appendages caressing a young boy, you can find that also.
"We have at last ascertained that miracles can be perfectly understood; that there is nothing mysterious about them; that they are simply transparent falsehoods."
Robert Green Ingersoll
"We have at last ascertained that miracles can be perfectly understood; that there is nothing mysterious about them; that they are simply transparent falsehoods."
Robert Green Ingersoll
Using a manifestation of the image of Jesus on a dogs butt as evidence that God has a sense of humour seems vague to you?
God is pure! not dirty like you guys that you like such pictures where a Holy Prophet is seen on a dog's butt.
doppelganger
Through the Looking Glass
A much overlooked fact, indeed.
Lol!God made the dog, God made his butt. God made us with the abiility to see his hand in everything He created (not just see his name in random bits here and there) if we so choose.
Usually we choose not to because; if we see God in everything and everyone, how can any of us claim to be special?
It isn't enough for most people to be God's kid, everyone wants to be one of His favorite kids. They have to find a reason to consider themselves somehow better than all of God's other kids so they look for the differences and ignore the commonalities. Even if the differences come down to something as meaningless as language.
God made the dog and I wouldn't imagine that there's anything about the dog that God dissaproves of.
IMO, nothing offends God's nostrils like the stink of self righteousness.
And of course God has a sense of humour. How the hell else would He have been able to put up with any of us this long?
Dear its obvious that God created the butt of the dog, but he also told you which things are pure and which things are dirty. God didn't teach us that you should love the dirty things cause i myself created them, they are my creation? The butt is the dirty part of all animals, you cannot imagine the picture of a pure and Holy Prophet on a dog's butt.
God created two types of things Good and Bad, but he didn't say that you should ignore the fact that they are different from each other.
You mentioned God's kids?
My dear, God has no kids? If we say that he has kids then he is no more God but a father. Allah is the creator and his creation cannot be his children, he cannot be their father but he is their Master and Lord...
If God has a sense of humor then he is no more God but a human being. Human beings can have sense of humor but God is not a human being that he should have such qualities which we have?
Alan Young
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I believe in the Quran like I believe in all good things like old and new testaments and all the prophets Peace be upon them all...
I also believe that the Quran is the final testament of god and if god says his true name is Allah I will not question god... god as more names than you can imagine... god is the one that is all...
The prophet Mohamed PBUH teaches us how to live in good health...
Olive Oil, Special Date fruit, Dried Ginger, Vinegar for cooking and other things...
He also said eat a tiny amount of salt before and after food to help keep those saliva levels up in the mouth to reduce teeth decay...
The sallat helps us to keep clean in a natural way without chemicals...
When praying sallat you can do it at home, outside, in a Mosk people pray towards the centre of the earth and you touch your forehead to the ground...
It is said that Jesus used to pray the same way as the sallat is prayed... But I’m not 100% on that ?
There are lots of good things about the Muslim ways and the prophet Mohamed’s PBUH sayings and teachings where more advanced than that of our own today...
I have took the time to read the Quran with an open mind why doesn’t other people do the same and then if they don’t understand ask someone who knows there are lots of places you can read the Quran for free.
I also believe that the Quran is the final testament of god and if god says his true name is Allah I will not question god... god as more names than you can imagine... god is the one that is all...
The prophet Mohamed PBUH teaches us how to live in good health...
Olive Oil, Special Date fruit, Dried Ginger, Vinegar for cooking and other things...
He also said eat a tiny amount of salt before and after food to help keep those saliva levels up in the mouth to reduce teeth decay...
The sallat helps us to keep clean in a natural way without chemicals...
When praying sallat you can do it at home, outside, in a Mosk people pray towards the centre of the earth and you touch your forehead to the ground...
It is said that Jesus used to pray the same way as the sallat is prayed... But I’m not 100% on that ?
There are lots of good things about the Muslim ways and the prophet Mohamed’s PBUH sayings and teachings where more advanced than that of our own today...
I have took the time to read the Quran with an open mind why doesn’t other people do the same and then if they don’t understand ask someone who knows there are lots of places you can read the Quran for free.
I didn't say I love the dogs butt, I'm saying I love God's sense of humour
This;
Doesn't require a whole lot of imagination (it's right there).
"It's not what goes into a man's mouth that defiles him, but what comes out of his mouth.."
The foulest kind of excrement is always verbal.
That said, why would you object to my eating the dogs **** when you seem so intent on getting everyone to eat yours?
No, God only created good things; "And God looked at all He had created and behold, it was very good" Gen. Chapt 1:31.
Mankind created the idea of good and bad in a backfired attempt to put himself above God.
Yes He did; "Judge not lest ye be judged".
Father's don't create their kids? (darn, I knew I should have paid more attention in biology class)
I wonder how God feels about you putting restrictions on Him (I'm guessing He thinks it's funny).
Only those who also have a sense of humility.
God supposedly created us in His image.
Humour and Humility come from the same root word; Humility just means to see things in perspective, ie, for what they are. Humour is the inevitable result of that.
If you lack one you most likely lack the other.
IMO, anyone whos trying to claim submission without humility should probably be grateful God has the sense of humour that He does.
If you looking at the sacred while letting yourself be blinded by pride you might as well be looking at a dog's butt.
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Alan Young, I welcome you unto the right path, May Allah increase your knowledge and put you on the true path.
If you can make a God ? Why can't you make yourself Immortal? so that you will never see the face of death!
benign6
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This pic is also my avator
Name of Allah made up by the branches.
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nice work niceman. Thanks & keep it up.
I didn't say I love the dogs butt, I'm saying I love God's sense of humour
This;
Doesn't require a whole lot of imagination (it's right there).
"It's not what goes into a man's mouth that defiles him, but what comes out of his mouth.."
The foulest kind of excrement is always verbal.
That said, why would you object to my eating the dogs **** when you seem so intent on getting everyone to eat yours?
No, God only created good things; "And God looked at all He had created and behold, it was very good" Gen. Chapt 1:31.
Mankind created the idea of good and bad in a backfired attempt to put himself above God.
Yes He did; "Judge not lest ye be judged".
Father's don't create their kids? (darn, I knew I should have paid more attention in biology class)
I wonder how God feels about you putting restrictions on Him (I'm guessing He thinks it's funny).
Only those who also have a sense of humility.
God supposedly created us in His image.
Humour and Humility come from the same root word; Humility just means to see things in perspective, ie, for what they are. Humour is the inevitable result of that.
If you lack one you most likely lack the other.
IMO, anyone whos trying to claim submission without humility should probably be grateful God has the sense of humour that He does.
If you looking at the sacred while letting yourself be blinded by pride you might as well be looking at a dog's butt.
Why would I be intent for having my ******* eaten? Did I announce it to all that I am interested in such things? Now your this statement fits on you " The foulest kind of excrement is always verbal". I gave you an example and you targetted it on me in a negative manner?
YOu said that God created the buttt of the dog and he doesn't disapprove of it, and I told you that God approves some things and some things he doesn't approve. If the butt of the dog is something clean for you than why can't you eat whatever comes from it, if you say no its not a clean area, then how could you say that a pure and holy prophet is seen on the butt of a dog? How dare you relate a Holy prophet's image to a dog's butt? How could your eyes see such for a Prophet?
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