Don't haul on the ropes
Don't climb up the mast
If you see a sailin' ship, it might be your last
Just get your civvies a'ready
For another round ashore
A sailor ain't a sailor ain't a sailor anymore
With only fear and good judgement
Holding us back
We sailed out on the Northern Sea
With a boat load of crazy people
Including the shotgun and me
Does somebody know how to drive this thing
Yelled the captain as he fell to his knees
I think I mighta had a little too much today
Take me to my cabin, please
Cruisin' on a sardine boat
Loaded with crazy people
And we shall be the Santa Maria
Looking for a brave new world