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[Spice]

They call me Mister Tibbs.

 

[Revoltingest]

"Mr DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up."

 

[Stevicus]

Who could resist? Anywhere else in the country, I was a bookie, a gambler, always looking over my shoulder, hassled by cops, day and night. But here, I'm "Mr. Sam Rothstein". I'm not only legitimate, but running a casino. And that's like selling dreams for cash.

 

[Revoltingest]

"I don't know, Marge. Trying is the first step towards failure."

 

[Stevicus]

Don't do it until you are sure I *am* coming back! I'm gonna try... not to... I'm gonna try... not to... come back. I'm gonna try... not to...

 

[Revoltingest]

"You want to know how I did it?
This is how I did it, Anton:
I never saved anything for the swim back."

 

[Stevicus]

But how? How? They don't have the intelligence to use such tools!

 

[Revoltingest]

"Me fail English? That's unpossible."

 

[Stevicus]

"What is English? I speak the language taught to me by my father and mother...who were taught by their fathers and mothers before them. It has been the language of our ancestors for nearly 2,000 years. As to its origins, who can be sure? The gorillas and orangutans of our community...believe that God created the ape in his own image."

 

[Spice]

Do you know that scientists say that people fall in love quickest during a rainstorm? I can prove that. Because that's when I fell in love with you

 

[Revoltingest]

"I'd rather let a thousand guilty men go free than chase after them."
- Clancy Wiggum

 

[Wu Wei]

People are guilty until proven... I mean... God damn it, you know what I mean!

 

[Spice]

Mr. Carter, if the headline is big enough, it makes the news big enough.

 

[Revoltingest]

People are guilty until proven... I mean... God damn it, you know what I mean!

Personnel? That's for ********.

 

[Spice]

I hate everything you say, but not enough to kill you for it.

 

[Jedster]

You can't fight fate

 

[ChristineM]

You don't actually think they spend twenty thousand dollt on a hammer, thirty thousand dollars on a toilet seat, do you?"

 

[Revoltingest]

"There's no gene for fate."

 

[Wu Wei]

Why don't you make like a tree and get outta here

 

[Estro Felino]

- Oh, please, it's not about love, sometimes you just need to get laid. I am telling you, he's hot, handsome...he can go for hours...
I just wish he had a bigger...you know...thingy...
- what do you mean?
- it's like a roll of quarters...like this...or maybe like this... lol