Speak Only In Movie/TV Script

[Jimmy]

"This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election.
And yet, if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail.
That’s democracy for you."

You’re all just a bunch of slack jawed ******* around here.

 

[Jimmy]

Was that the boogeyman?
Yes, as a matter of fact it was.

My Paul I give you all

 

[Wu Wei]

It’s make like a tree and leave biff

that was not the movie quote though, and this is a thread to speak only in movie tv script

 

[Jimmy]

that was not the movie quote though, and this is a thread to speak only in movie tv script

Oh I thought it was. Furthermore I thought my response was too.

 

[Wu Wei]

Oh I thought it was. Furthermore I thought my response was too.

Well I didn't know...... it was early, I was sleepy, I was distracted, I was busy putting up road flares, I saw nothing, I plead the 5th

Sorry, my bad

 

[Revoltingest]

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.
- Seen in image of pursuing T Rex in Jurassic Park

 

[Stevicus]

"Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death."

 

[Stevicus]

"Hey kid. Why do you wear sunglasses at night?"
"Because when you're cool, the sun shine on you 24 hours a day."

 

[Stevicus]

"Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes, well, he eats you."

 

[ChristineM]

At least you'll never be a vegetable - even artichokes have hearts.

 

[Stevicus]

"Killian, here is Subzero! Now, plain zero!"

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm bad. I'm Peewee.
You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me.
I'm a loner. A rebel.

 

[Spice]

Boo (Scorpion King)

 

[Revoltingest]

That's all I have to say about that.

 

[Spice]

Put your lips together and blow.

 

[Stevicus]

"Whole damn Reb army's gonna be here. They'll move through this town, occupy these hills on the other side, and when our people get here Lee'll have the high ground, and there'll be the devil to pay! The high ground! Meade'll come in slowly, cautiously, new to command. They'll be on his back from Washington. Wires hot with messages. "Attack! Attack!" So he will set up a ring around these hills. And when Lee's army is all nicely entrenched behind fat rocks on the high ground, Meade'll finally attack, if he can coordinate the army. Straight up the hillside, out in the open, in that gorgeous field of fire. We will charge valiantly... and be butchered valiantly! And afterwards, men in tall hats and gold watch fobs will thump their chests and say what a brave charge it was."

 

[Revoltingest]

Jenny & me was like peas & carrots.