Speak Only in Random Song Lyrics

[Sgt. Pepper]

Eleanor Rigby
Picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream
Waits at the window
Wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door
Who is it for?

 

[We Never Know]

Eleanor Rigby
Picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream
Waits at the window
Wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door
Who is it for?

Oh, it's a nice day to start again
Come on, nice day for a white wedding day
Ooh yeah, a nice day to start again

 

[Balthazzar]

I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom for me and for you
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world

Heaven awaits your heart
And flowers bloom in your name
Whoa, oh, whoa, oh, oh
You've got to fly (fly high)
Fly to the angels
All the stars in the night
Shine in your name

Though it hurts me way deep inside
When I turn and look and find that you're not there
I try to convince myself that the pain
The pain is still not gone
Still I drive
Down this lonely, lonely road
Ooh, I got this feelin
Girl, I got to let you go

 

[McBell]

Don't know when I've been so blue
Don't know what's come over you
You've found someone new and
Don't it make my brown eyes blue

Well, the wife went out of town 'bout a year or so back
And left me at home by myself to bach
And after five straight nights of TV, I was ready to scream.
So I called up this beer drinkin' buddy of mine
I said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a real good time."
He said, "Why don't we go to the rasslin' matches and let off a little steam?"

The main event was the Spider from parts unknown
With his trusty partner, the Blue Cyclone.
They was takin' on a team that never had been beat.
Now, I'd never seen the matches before
And the crowd was backed up plumb out the door,
But me an' ol' Bill lucked out and got ringside seats.

Well, then they rang the bell and all hell broke loose
My legs was shakin' like a rubber goose
I'd never seen anything like this, not even in the war!
The Cyclone put the Vulture in an airplane spin
Then he body slammed him, and he did it again
I swear I didn't see how that old boy could take much more.

It was right about then in the thick of things
My buddy Bill threw a chair in the ring
And that's when I knew we'd better be headin' for the door. 'Cause I saw the Cyclone lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his head and he started to cuss
And I knew if he caught us he'd break Bill's neck for sure.

Well, where we parked wasn't too far
And Bill ran so fast he beat me to the car,
Locked the doors and wasn't about to let anybody in.
And I turned around and the Cyclone was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot your chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I knew that this was the end.

Then he body slammed me two or three times
And he put his arms around me from behind
Then he piledrived me right there in the hard concrete.
Broke both my arms and three of my ribs
It's the closest I've ever come to being killed

 

[McBell]

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amoire

When the Moon Hits your eyes, you get hair on your thighs, you're a werewolf

 

[Kathryn]

This song is called Alice's Restaurant
It's about Alice
And a restaurant
But Alice's Restaurant is not the name of the restaurant
That's just the name of the song
And that's why I call the song Alice's Restaurant

You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant
You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
And you can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant

Now it all started two Thanksgivings ago
Was on two years ago on Thanksgiving
When my friend and I went up to visit Alice at the restaurant
But, Alice doesn't live in the restaurant
She lives in the church nearby the restaurant in the bell tower
With her husband Ray, and Fasha the dog

 

[Spice]

A-breakin' rocks in the hot sun
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won

I'm talkin' to you
Hot legs, you're wearin' me out
Hot legs, you can scream and shout
Hot legs, are you still in school?
I love you honey

 

[Spice]

This song is called Alice's Restaurant
It's about Alice
And a restaurant
But Alice's Restaurant is not the name of the restaurant
That's just the name of the song
And that's why I call the song Alice's Restaurant

You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant
You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
And you can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant

Now it all started two Thanksgivings ago
Was on two years ago on Thanksgiving
When my friend and I went up to visit Alice at the restaurant
But, Alice doesn't live in the restaurant
She lives in the church nearby the restaurant in the bell tower
With her husband Ray, and Fasha the dog

Walk right in, sit right down
Daddy, let your mind roll on
Walk right in, sit right down
Daddy, let your mind roll on

 

[Kathryn]

I'm talkin' to you
Hot legs, you're wearin' me out
Hot legs, you can scream and shout
Hot legs, are you still in school?
I love you honey

That song reminds me of driving around in a convertible in Atlanta, GA and singing it at the top of our lungs.

She's got legs
Knows how to use them
She never begs
She knows how to choose them

She's holding legs
Wonder how to feel them
Would you get behind them
If you could only find them?

 

[Spice]

Eleanor Rigby
Picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream
Waits at the window
Wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door
Who is it for?

I got to get there in the morning
Spruced up and lookin' in my prime
Girls come and kiss me, say that you'll miss me
But get me to the church on time

 

[Kathryn]

Walk right in, sit right down
Daddy, let your mind roll on
Walk right in, sit right down
Daddy, let your mind roll on

Step right up, come on in
If you'd like to take the grand tour
Of a lonely house that once was home sweet home
I have nothing here to sell you
Just some things that I will tell you
Some things I know will chill you to the bone

 

[Kathryn]

I got to get there in the morning
Spruced up and lookin' in my prime
Girls come and kiss me, say that you'll miss me
But get me to the church on time

He said I'll love you 'til I die
She told him you'll forget in time
As the years went slowly by
She still preyed upon his mind

He kept her picture on his wall
Went half crazy now and then
He still loved her through it all
Hopin' she'd come back again

Kept some letters by his bed
Dated 1962
He had underlined in red
Every single "I love you"

I went to see him just today
Oh but I didn't see no tears
All dressed up to go away
First time I'd seen him smile in years

He stopped loving her today
They placed a wreath upon his door
And soon they'll carry him away
He stopped loving her today

Ya know she came to see him one last time
Oh and we alll wondered if she would
And it kept running through my mind
This time he's over her for good

He stopped loving her today
They placed a wreath upon his door
And soon they'll carry him away
He stopped loving her today

 

[Spice]

Well, the wife went out of town 'bout a year or so back
And left me at home by myself to bach
And after five straight nights of TV, I was ready to scream.
So I called up this beer drinkin' buddy of mine
I said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a real good time."
He said, "Why don't we go to the rasslin' matches and let off a little steam?"

The main event was the Spider from parts unknown
With his trusty partner, the Blue Cyclone.
They was takin' on a team that never had been beat.
Now, I'd never seen the matches before
And the crowd was backed up plumb out the door,
But me an' ol' Bill lucked out and got ringside seats.

Well, then they rang the bell and all hell broke loose
My legs was shakin' like a rubber goose
I'd never seen anything like this, not even in the war!
The Cyclone put the Vulture in an airplane spin
Then he body slammed him, and he did it again
I swear I didn't see how that old boy could take much more.

It was right about then in the thick of things
My buddy Bill threw a chair in the ring
And that's when I knew we'd better be headin' for the door. 'Cause I saw the Cyclone lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his head and he started to cuss
And I knew if he caught us he'd break Bill's neck for sure.

Well, where we parked wasn't too far
And Bill ran so fast he beat me to the car,
Locked the doors and wasn't about to let anybody in.
And I turned around and the Cyclone was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot your chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I knew that this was the end.

Then he body slammed me two or three times
And he put his arms around me from behind
Then he piledrived me right there in the hard concrete.
Broke both my arms and three of my ribs
It's the closest I've ever come to being killed

I can hardly wait to hold you, feel my arms around you
How long I have waited, waited just to love you
Now that I have found you, don't ever go
Don't ever go, don't ever go

(My brain wouldn't pull up what I had in mind for this one. You got me!)

 

[Spice]

Heaven awaits your heart
And flowers bloom in your name
Whoa, oh, whoa, oh, oh
You've got to fly (fly high)
Fly to the angels
All the stars in the night
Shine in your name

Though it hurts me way deep inside
When I turn and look and find that you're not there
I try to convince myself that the pain
The pain is still not gone
Still I drive
Down this lonely, lonely road
Ooh, I got this feelin
Girl, I got to let you go

Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like
On a, Jupiter and Mars

 

[Kathryn]

I can hardly wait to hold you, feel my arms around you
How long I have waited, waited just to love you
Now that I have found you, don't ever go
Don't ever go, don't ever go

(My brain wouldn't pull up what I had in mind for this one. You got me!)

Feelings, nothing more than feelings
Trying to forget my feelings of love
Teardrops rolling down on my face
Trying to forget my feelings of love

Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it
I wish I've never met you, girl
You'll never come again
Feelings, wo-o-o feelings
Wo-o-o, feel you
Again in my arms

 

[We Never Know]

Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like
On a, Jupiter and Mars

I see the bad moon a-risin'
I see trouble on the way
I see earthquakes and lightnin'
I see bad times today

 

[Kathryn]

I see the bad moon a-risin'
I see trouble on the way
I see earthquakes and lightnin'
I see bad times today

I saw werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
Walking through the streets of SoHo in the rain
He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fooks
For to get a big dish of beef chow mein

Ah-hoo, werewolves of London
Ah-hoo
Ah-hoo, werewolves of London
Ah-hoo

You hear him howling around your kitchen door
You better not let him in
Little old lady got mutilated late last night
Werewolves of London again



I think that is my favorite song ever.

 

[Alien826]

He said I'll love you 'til I die
She told him you'll forget in time
As the years went slowly by
She still preyed upon his mind

He kept her picture on his wall
Went half crazy now and then
He still loved her through it all
Hopin' she'd come back again

Kept some letters by his bed
Dated 1962
He had underlined in red
Every single "I love you"

I went to see him just today
Oh but I didn't see no tears
All dressed up to go away
First time I'd seen him smile in years

He stopped loving her today
They placed a wreath upon his door
And soon they'll carry him away
He stopped loving her today

Ya know she came to see him one last time
Oh and we alll wondered if she would
And it kept running through my mind
This time he's over her for good

He stopped loving her today
They placed a wreath upon his door
And soon they'll carry him away
He stopped loving her today

I f*****g hate this song

(There really is a song with this line in it. It's pretty nasty, I just wanted the line. I hate it because I feel so sorry for this idiot that couldn't just get over a woman that didn't want him and get on with his life.)

 

[Kathryn]

I f*****g hate this song

(There really is a song with this line in it. It's pretty nasty, I just wanted the line. I hate it because I feel so sorry for this idiot that couldn't just get over a woman that didn't want him and get on with his life.)

Hey, I've hated all sorts of songs, including some I have posted on this thread!

 

[Stevicus]

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, wipe out!