PoetPhilosopher
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What's she like?
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What's she like?
Shes black, sleek, and hot to trot. Admittedly I grind her gears, and make her blowout valves pop on occasion. But we have true love.
Obsydian
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PoetPhilosopher
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Have you checked under the hood?
Obsydian
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That line about bananas in tailpipes from Beverly Hills Cop comes to mind for some reason...
PoetPhilosopher
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Obsydian
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Is that the 63rd gender?
Twin turbos that yank my crank!
Shadow Wolf
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I think Underworld has the best werewolves. Micheal Jacksin gets honorable mention for best thing that was implied to be a werewolf but looks more like a cat. I do have to admit though Twilight did at least have good werewolfs to make up for the crap vampires that any Anarch would butcher effortlessly on a whim. If Twivamps meet an Antediluvian, that encounter might be too much for even the most die hard snuff fans. Edward meets a Nosferatu, that would make for an interesting scene.
Shadow Wolf
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OMG yes!!! He can take me as one of his willing victims any day. Every other attempt at sexy vampire, including Kate Beckinsale, fails next to Antonio Banderas.I personally prefer Antonio.
Don't ask me why, but as a kid, I thought that Armand was Gomez Addams' father.
*ponders crossover possibilities*
The Underworld Lycanthorp are some of the best for sure!
Aye I agree, Thriller was my jam back in the day!
I know its off topic. But we been that way for awhile now. But what did you think about Nightbreed - Wikipedia?
It's one if my favorites from back in the day. I'm a huge Clive Barker fan.
Shadow Wolf
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Valek is hands down the most creepy vampire ever.As for the sexiest in IWTV, I'm in the minority here and going to go with Lestat. He's got everything I could want in a vamp. (Btw, this is the only movie I find him attractive in.)
Outside of IWTV, Thomas Ian Griffith as Valek in the movie Vampires...
I'm really puzzled as to why so many men consider him to be the standard of desirability to hetero women. I'm like, what's so great about Brad Pitt?Anddoesn'tt Brad Pitt trigger erotic desires in everyone?Isn'tt that just what he does?
Shadow Wolf
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Im gonna have to check that out.
Obsydian
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I would give you a thumbs up for this, but I can't have people thinking I'm sexually attracted to cars as well...
I have a wholesome reputation to maintain.
Shadow Wolf
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He's a moody vampire who just needs a hug.I'm really puzzled as to why so many men consider him to be the standard of desirability to hetero women. I'm like, what's so great about Brad Pitt?
Obsydian
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While not really my type, he's certainly not offensive to my eyes. I can see the appeal and wouldn't kick him out of bed if he were to mysteriously end up there after he had a few questionable drinks.I'm really puzzled as to why so many men consider him to be the standard of desirability to hetero women. I'm like, what's so great about Brad Pitt?
See! He's obviously more desirable to men! (OK, it's a very small sample size....granted.)
Are you mechanophobic!!!
(I had to look it up lol. It's called Mechanophilia to be attracted to cars!)