Stupid Thread Ideas

[McBell]

If it is true that the Earth is tilted on its axis, why don't we have to shorten the legs on one side of our table?

 

[JustGeorge]

Post a Pic of Your Credit/Debit Card

Ares would love that thread... He'd want to include rewards cards as well.

For him, it would start out innocent. It may not stay that way, though.

 

[Secret Chief]

Ares would love that thread... He'd want to include rewards cards as well.

For him, it would start out innocent. It may not stay that way, though.

Not with me whispering in their ear.

 

[Wu Wei]

If it is true that the Earth is tilted on its axis, why don't we have to shorten the legs on one side of our table?

If the earth rotates on its axis at over 1000 miles per hour...why isn't it always windy

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If the earth rotates on its axis at over 1000 miles per hour....why can't I jump and travel over 1400 feet west

 

[JustGeorge]

Not with me whispering in their ear.

A mom and her young son were shopping. The boy bellows "mom, I have to pee!" Embarrassed, the mom says "shhh. Whisper." So, the boy tells her "mom, I have to whisper!" She finds this acceptable and takes him to the bathroom.

Later, he is with his grandfather. He says "grandpa, I have to whisper!" Grandpa says "just whisper in my ear."

 

[mangalavara]

If the earth rotates on its axis at over 1000 miles per hour....why can't I jump and travel over 1400 feet west

Different but the same sort of mind…

‘If Dinosaurs Really Existed, Why Didn’t the Egyptians Make Stuff from Their Bones?’

 

[Secret Chief]

A mom and her young son were shopping. The boy bellows "mom, I have to pee!" Embarrassed, the mom says "shhh. Whisper." So, the boy tells her "mom, I have to whisper!" She finds this acceptable and takes him to the bathroom.

Later, he is with his grandfather. He says "grandpa, I have to whisper!" Grandpa says "just whisper in my ear."

I shouldn't text him these cheeky ideas but I can't help it.

 

[Wu Wei]

Different but the same sort of mind…

‘If Dinosaurs Really Existed, Why Didn’t the Egyptians Make Stuff from Their Bones?’

If earth orbits the sun at 67,000 miles an hour.... why isn't everything blown away

 

[Kathryn]

If the earth rotates, why don't we feel upside down sometimes?

 

[Secret Chief]

If the Earth rotates why don't the elephants and the turtle get dizzy?

 

[mangalavara]

If Earth is a sphere, shouldn’t its shadow on the moon be spherical rather than circular?

 

[Martin]

Is cycling bad for your prostate?

 

[Secret Chief]

Religion is the politics of theists.

 

[ChristineM]

Is cycling bad for your prostate?

Hubby and i used to cycle around 100 miles a week. He got prostate cancer. Connected? I have no idea.

 

[Tomef]

The beard of my god is slightly longer and more impressive than the beard of your god. Prove me wrong.

 

[Secret Chief]

The beard of my god is slightly longer and more impressive than the beard of your god. Prove me wrong.

Yours is just wearing a theatrical beard.

 

[Secret Chief]

My god is better at mansplaining than your god. Discuss.

 

[Wirey]

Stupid Thread Idea:

Why do women always complain when they wake up while you're smelling their hair? I wore my slippers!

 

[Secret Chief]

Stupid Thread Idea:

Why do women always complain when they wake up while you're smelling their hair? I wore my slippers!

Is it because you live next door?

 

[mangalavara]

No Association Game