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[ChristineM]

Luckily I had a spare penguin to hand

 

[Tomef]

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I believe those are kneeless. That’s why you have to pick them up.

 

[Secret Chief]

Square box, round pizza, triangular slaces... Is anyone else confused?

I wasn't; till I read this.

 

[Secret Chief]

Poll: What is your average gastrointestinal transit time?

 

[Tomef]

Poll: What is your average gastrointestinal transit time?

I read somewhere it takes 36 hours to digest a meal. Makes me wonder why I produce so much **** in between eating and the 36 hour mark.

 

[Tomef]

Do knees and other body parts dislike the decisions our brain makes? Is aging a kind of coup attempt gone wrong?

 

[ChristineM]

I read somewhere it takes 36 hours to digest a meal. Makes me wonder why I produce so much **** in between eating and the 36 hour mark.

Because you ate yesterday.

 

[ChristineM]

Hands up if you don't eat.

 

[Tomef]

Hands up if you don't eat.

When can I put my hands down?

 

[Secret Chief]

When can I put my hands down?

Down where?

 

[ChristineM]

When can I put my hands down?

Hang on, I'll tell you when.

Just popping out to the shops, back in a couple of hours.

 

[Tomef]

Down where?

It involves checking this: gastrointestinal transit time

 

[Tomef]

Hang on, I'll tell you when.

Just popping out to the shops, back in a couple of hours.

I can’t feel my fingers. I may have to stop typing inane posts, which would be a terrible tragedy.

 

[ChristineM]

I can’t feel my fingers. I may have to stop typing inane posts, which would be a terrible tragedy.

Ok drop em ;-)

 

[Tomef]

Ok drop em ;-)

So kind. Maybe you are one of these god beings people talk about on the internet?

 

[Secret Chief]

So kind. Maybe you are one of these god beings people talk about on the internet?

I am. I'm the runt of Bastet.

 

[ChristineM]

So kind. Maybe you are one of these god beings people talk about on the internet?

God??? Me??? Nah, cats are the only gods.

 

[ChristineM]

How to make new friends

 

[Tomef]

10 million things to do with kale seeds. Go.

 

[Tomef]

List small things you barely noticed and forgot about but then remembered later unexpectedly while doing something completely unrelated and, soon afterwards, forgot about again.