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Tomef

Well-Known Member
Prove it!!!!
Eternity looks like a patch of dried milk spilled on the counter by Jesus before the yooniverse was made. You’ll see it when you count to eternity, like what I done. That’ll be your proof if you get there.
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
Eternity looks like a patch of dried milk spilled on the counter by Jesus before the yooniverse was made. You’ll see it when you count to eternity, like what I done. That’ll be your proof if you get there.

Oh no, that's so sad, the OP specified infinity, not eternity. And i thought you'd earned the winning accolade of being first...
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Eternity looks like a patch of dried milk spilled on the counter by Jesus before the yooniverse was made. You’ll see it when you count to eternity, like what I done. That’ll be your proof if you get there.
AH HA!!.... You admit you didn't count to infinity.... you counted to ETERNITY!!!!!! HA!!!! Ya fabricator....so..therefore...you get NOTHIN'
 

Tomef

Well-Known Member
Don't try and weasel out of it..... you know you thought you pull a quick one on us and win the prize
I admit it...I don’t know what came over me...I thought I could make it big...get interviewed on the telly and all that. If only I’d known there is no prize. Still, eternity was quite interesting, and Jesus makes a decent cup of tea. Seems to be permanently stoned, though. Claims it’s down to the PTSD and trust issues with his dad.
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
I admit it...I don’t know what came over me...I thought I could make it big...get interviewed on the telly and all that. If only I’d known there is no prize. Still, eternity was quite interesting, and Jesus makes a decent cup of tea. Seems to be permanently stoned, though. Claims it’s down to the PTSD and trust issues with his dad.

Cheating never works, even with such a winning accolade as prize
 
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