There were orgies!? And I wasn't invited!? You **** one goat, I swear..You understand that this is the OFFICIAL history.
The unofficial one includes details on the staff orgies, the Walks of Fame and Shame (which is actually just one walk) and the inclusion of our manifesto for World Domination. Actually, there are 13 of those, since it seems a common aim of some of our more megalomaniac contributors. Heck, I've written 3.