- Obey and worship me, God, or burn in hell.
- People have free will. They can choose to obey God's commands, or not. God does not send people to hell, they send themselves.
- Obey and worship me, Josef Stalin, or freeze in Gulag.
- People have free will. They can could choose to obey Stalin's commands, or not. Stalin does not send people to Gulags, they send themselves there by disobeying him.
- "But wait, the difference is that God is all knowing and perfect!"
- "Yes, but you see comrade, Father Stalin is also all knowing and perfect. I know this because this book written by the People's Ministry of Truth says so."
- "That's absurd! Stalin is very clearly imperfect, I'd even go so far as to call him EVIL!"
- "You must open up your heart to our glorious leader, only then can you truly see his love. Father Stalin cannot be evil since he is goodness personified. You must have faith in him."
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