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Terrible Advice from Meow Mix
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Dear Meow Mix,
I frequent a forum, and regularly post hilarious snippets which don't seem to get the accolades they deserve. Is there a way to smite those who fail to provide funny ratings?
I've tried praying, but I suspect God isn't into me, because I'm an atheist. He's bigoted like that.
Sincerely
lnm
I frequent a forum, and regularly post hilarious snippets which don't seem to get the accolades they deserve. Is there a way to smite those who fail to provide funny ratings?
I've tried praying, but I suspect God isn't into me, because I'm an atheist. He's bigoted like that.
Sincerely
lnm
JoshuaTree
Flowers are red?
In my experience all tech support is bogus.
JoshuaTree
Flowers are red?
Why would an atheist pray?
We Never Know
No Slack
Clearly you require a way to make them both fear and respect you.
That's easy. You know what's spooky? Skeletons. You have a skeleton. All you need to do is get rid of all the pesky skin in the way. Then you shall be feared.
Oh, I've got LOTS of skeletons. Whole closet full of the bony buggers.
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No Slack
Viker
Your beloved eccentric Auntie Cristal
Why not? At least they won't be disappointed when they get no response.
I pray that I could put on and wear a smokey eye like you do!
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
With moral deliberations, I don't have an angel on one shoulder and a demon on the other. They aren't there, at all, they are entirely absent and non-existent.
What I have instead is Beavis and Butthead singing and headbanging to Judas Priest. Is this normal? Should I go along with such 90s youth dumbasses? Should I keep watching Beavis and Butthead five times a day so they'll start singing Led Zeppelin?
What I have instead is Beavis and Butthead singing and headbanging to Judas Priest. Is this normal? Should I go along with such 90s youth dumbasses? Should I keep watching Beavis and Butthead five times a day so they'll start singing Led Zeppelin?
We Never Know
No Slack
No one has an angel and a devil on their shoulders.
What we have is common sense and foolishness. We freely choose which one we follow.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Foolishness is finely refined wisened erudition compared to having Beavis and Butthead giving words of advice for moral guidance.
And you aren't Meow Mix, amd you aren't giving me terrible advice. You can bugger off until I get what I came for!
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
How do I teach myself physics in 25 seconds?
I advise doing this with earbuds turned UP TO ELEVEN in public, but you get bonus points for yelling as if the dialogue in your ears was as loud to everyone else as it is to you.
Step one: put a gardening hoe on the ground, prongs up
Step two: position yourself in front of the hoe and step on the prongs
Step three: now you have a new understanding of physics, in this case fulcrums
Sometimes that is like real tech support.
You beat me to it.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
That may be how I got to this point. In high school we had a bunch of guys who threw the back neck opening part of their shirt over their head, hold their arms out with hands up to make a 90 degree angle, amd would shout "I AM CORNHOLIO! I need tp! Tp for my bunghole!"
Everything in life now makes sense, and stuff. Huh uh hu uh huh uh uh hu huh uh huh huhuhuh huh huhuh hu uh uh huhuh.
I've done everything I can to learn how to be nice. I've had nice thoughts about poor people and also the homeless. I've given volumes of high value information for free in internet forums. I say please and thank you, and I often hold the door open for the person behind me. What am I missing?