That lousy Smart Guy

[Wirey]

Blame @Smart_Guy for anything you want in this thread. He deserves it, probably.

Hey, @Smart_Guy ! You're the reason I can't get cheddar flavoured beer!

 

[BSM1]

Hey, @Smart_Guy ! You're the reason most of my children were born naked!

 

[Smart_Guy]

Hey @Smart_Guy , you're the reason I have bad eye sight. Your bald head reflects sun light too hard it's an eyesore!

What a jerk!

(Weird, he looks familiar!)

 

[First Baseman]

Smart guy is the reason why the rest of us are smart. Think about it...

 

[David1967]

Hey @Smart_Guy , you're the reason I have bad eye sight. Your bald head reflects sun light too hard it's an eyesore!

What a jerk!

(Weird, he looks familiar!)

Gosh Wirey, you even have Smart Guy blaming Smart Guy.

 

[Revoltingest]

Smart Guy is the reason Deadwood got cancelled!
He is also Justin Bieber in real life.

 

[David1967]

Smart Guy is the reason Deadwood got cancelled!
He is also Justin Bieber in real life.

The resemblance is uncanny.

 

[Buttercup]

@Smart_Guy has a crab problem. He hordes any he can get. Ewww.

He's also an asparagus racist.

 

[Smart_Guy]

@Smart_Guy has a crab problem. He hordes any he can get. Ewww.

Actually, the problem increased when I went in vacation to the beach with the family last weak. Here's a glimpse or it:

Spoiler: Crabs!

 

[First Baseman]

I had to drive until late last night. I got home late and missed out on some beauty sleep. The guy on the radio said it was Smart Guy's fault.

 

[Smart_Guy]

To all of you...

SUE ME!

WAHAHA

 

[First Baseman]

To all of you...

SUE ME!

WAHAHA

I tried. The government blocked me because they said that there were millions of people who wanted to sue you but the court system couldn't deal with that many lawsuits. So they threw them all out.

That, of course, it your fault, too.

 

[Revoltingest]

I just saw in the news that @Smart_Guy is Donald Trump's hairdresser!
But there's more of his evil interference in our political system....
He personally designs all of Hillary's pantsuits!

 

[Smart_Guy]

I tried. The government blocked me because they said that there were millions of people who wanted to sue you but the court system couldn't deal with that many lawsuits. So they threw them all out.

That, of course, it your fault, too.

Poor people. They won't get anything out of me

 

[First Baseman]

I just saw in the news that @Smart_Guy is Donald Trump's hairdresser!
But there's more of his evil interference in our political system....
He personally designs all of Hillary's pantsuits!

Very funny.

 

[4consideration]

I keep washing my vehicle and it keeps getting covered in pollen. Thanks Smart_Guy!

Also, I just looked in my backyard and I notice I don't have an oil well there. Why not? Smart_Guy!

 

[Smart_Guy]

I keep washing my vehicle and it keeps getting covered in pollen. Thanks Smart_Guy!

Ever rains when you wash your car? That was because of me performing the prayer asking for rain
http://www.islambasics.com/view.php?bkID=20&chapter=22

Also, I just looked in my backyard and I notice I don't have an oil well there. Why not? Smart_Guy!

Easy, move somewhere near a gas station. I think that counts

 

[4consideration]

Ever rains when you wash your car? That was because of me performing the prayer asking for rain
http://www.islambasics.com/view.php?bkID=20&chapter=22

It does! It all makes sense to me now!

 

[Wu Wei]

Smart guy is the reason I am dealing with Acid Reflux

 

[Smart_Guy]

Smart guy is the reason I am dealing with Acid Reflux

Bears have acid refluxs? Hmm, must be the Muslim you ate the other day.