That lousy Smart Guy

[Revoltingest]

Things @Smart_Guy causes......
- When you drop toast, it lands buttered side down.
- When you try to merge onto a highway, there's always some jerk who won't move over.
- When your soup gets cold.'
- When your drawers bunch up.

 

[Wu Wei]

@Smart_Guy also causes those idiots to ride on your rear quarter, in the blind spot, when you are driving down the highway.

I also think he caused the bread to go moldy too.

 

[First Baseman]

If Smart Guy were smarter he would have solved world hunger by now so he is responsible for world hunger.

 

[Smart_Guy]

If Smart Guy were smarter he would have solved world hunger by now so he is responsible for world hunger.

Dude, I would feed the hungry my own flesh if I had nothing else to feed them. So to those blaming me for world hunger... bite me!

 

[4consideration]

It was raining pretty heavily when I was driving today (Smart_Guy's fault. He already admitted to it.) As I was making a left turn, the Guy in the vehicle at the stop sign on the street I was turning left onto, decided to pull out in front of me and make his own left turn, just as I was beginning my turn. I had the turn signal on.

I had the right of way, and if I had not hit my brakes during the turn, I would have hit him. Behind me was all clear. Not much traffic on that street -- no cars coming. That Guy risked a wreck in the rain rather than wait about 3 seconds while I turned.

Not a Smart move, Smart_Guy!

 

[Wu Wei]

My ankle hurts and it is Smart-Guys fault

 

[Smart_Guy]

Bears have ankles?

 

[First Baseman]

Smart Guy is the reason why it is so dog gone cold in winter and so dog gone hot in summer.

He's also responsible for bee stings. Bees hate humans because of him.

 

[Wu Wei]

I am having acid reflux issues today... and as before...I blame @Smart_Guy. Also it is raining and I got rather wet....again...this too is Smart_Guy's Fault

 

[Revoltingest]

Smart Guy is the reason why it is so dog gone cold in winter and so dog gone hot in summer.
He's also responsible for bee stings. Bees hate humans because of him.

@Smart_Guy is also behind, mosquitoes, fire ants, wasps, ticks & lawyers.

 

[First Baseman]

@Smart_Guy is also behind, mosquitoes, fire ants, wasps, ticks & lawyers.

I thought so. Lawyers are the worst!

 

[Wu Wei]

@Smart_Guy also invented that Nails on the Chalkboard sound and athletes foot

 

[Smart_Guy]

You guys are forgetting the global warming!

 

[Buttercup]

I accidentally sat on my dog yesterday and she snapped at my leg on impulse because I squished her. Thanks a lot, @Smart_Guy !!

 

[Revoltingest]

Smart Guy stole @Buttercup's buttercup avatar!

 

[Buttercup]

Smart Guy stole @Buttercup's buttercup avatar!

True. If @Smart_Guy put on a pair of glasses.....twinsies!

 

[Wu Wei]

My lunch was not at all satisfying..... thanks for nothing @Smart_Guy

 

[sun rise]

To all of you...

SUE ME!

WAHAHA

I blame @Smart_Guy for posting "WAHAHA" which google translate could not translate insisting it was English. Clearly this is a made-up language designed to frustrate those not member of the in group.

 

[sun rise]

Smart Guy is the reason why it is so dog gone cold in winter and so dog gone hot in summer.

He's also responsible for bee stings. Bees hate humans because of him.

@Smart_Guy causes dogs to run away. Now *that* is a problem.

 

[Wu Wei]

Now it STOPPED raining...I blame Smart_Guy