That lousy Smart Guy

[Smart_Guy]

I'm starting to feel guilty... a little... but I'm not regretting anything

 

[Wu Wei]

Somebody did not do their job today and I had to do it....yup...its @Smart_Guy's fault

 

[Revoltingest]

@Smart_Guy is the reason people damage my trailer!

 

[First Baseman]

Somebody did not do their job today and I had to do it....yup...its @Smart_Guy's fault

I hate when that happens. Where was Smart Guy when you needed him?

 

[First Baseman]

Why is Smart Guy always causing problems?

 

[Revoltingest]

Why is Smart Guy always causing problems?

It's his religion.
You've heard of Sunni & Shiite?
He's a Saboteurite.

 

[Wu Wei]

My wife had to go to China to deal with an issue..... darn Smart_Guy, its all his fault

 

[Revoltingest]

My wife had to go to China to deal with an issue..... darn Smart_Guy, its all his fault

She'd better watch out for all that air pollution he caused there.

 

[Buttercup]

Now it STOPPED raining...I blame Smart_Guy

Oh, yeah!!! That reminds me, @Smart_Guy caused the California drought. He's trying to cause my landscape to look like Saudi Arabia!

Get off my lawn, you sneaky whippersnapper!

 

[Thief]

wait a minute....if Smart Guy is sooooo smart.....

why does his thumb look like that?

 

[Smart_Guy]

It's his religion.
You've heard of Sunni & Shiite?
He's a Saboteurite.

I'm a Saudi Arabian too! Those guys are trouble makers.

 

[First Baseman]

wait a minute....if Smart Guy is sooooo smart.....

why does his thumb look like that?

He's been thumbing reptiles?

 

[Draka]

He's been thumbing reptiles?

Pies. It also makes me think he's not really Muslim, what with thumbing Christmas pies.

Also, I have a complaint I could blame on Smart Guy, but I dare not to in this crowd as we all know where it would go. . So...I'm tired still this morning because of insomnia. My lack of sleep is not his fault. My dryer still not being fixed yet however...all his fault. Hoarding appliance parts so people can't fix them. Shame on him.

 

[Thief]

let's be reasonable.....we can't blame Smart Guy for the everyday trials of life and living.

how about the smell?

 

[Smart_Guy]

So...I'm tired still this morning because of insomnia. My lack of sleep is not his fault.

Well, ladies do spend the nights thinking about me

how about the smell?

Blaming me for rose and jasmine smell will get you no where

 

[Thief]

oh no you don't.....air freshener won't cover for you!

 

[Revoltingest]

Well, ladies do spend the nights thinking about me

Why do you make guys spend nites thinking about you?

 

[Wu Wei]

I have a headache...... yup...you guessed it, it is @Smart_Guy's fault

 

[First Baseman]

I have to fill in for someone at work today and do my job because Smart Guy put a whammy on me, no doubt.

 

[Revoltingest]

@Smart_Guy was the one responsible for the original defect in the Hubble Telescope's mirror.