That lousy Smart Guy

[First Baseman]

@Smart_Guy was the one responsible for the original defect in the Hubble Telescope's mirror.

It is rumored that he also caused the Challenger disaster. Smart Guy has cost the US billions of dollars!

 

[Smart_Guy]

Why do you make guys spend nites thinking about you?

There's only 1 D

 

[Wu Wei]

The Great Chicago Fire...in 1871...yup...you guessed it.... @Smart_Guy's fault

Also I am really getting annoyed at things being said here in my office...... and I blame Smart_Guy

 

[Revoltingest]

I have so much spring clean-up work around the properties to do.....Smart Guy's fault!

 

[Wu Wei]

I have to rip apart an annoying closet and put in a shelf in another location in my house..... Smart_Guy messed it up and now its up to ME to fix it

 

[First Baseman]

The trees are angry at Smart Guy. That is the reason why there is that dreadful yellow stuff everywhere.

 

[First Baseman]

I have to rip apart an annoying closet and put in a shelf in another location in my house..... Smart_Guy messed it up and now its up to ME to fix it

Yeah, he's mean like that.

 

[Smart_Guy]

Hmm, this thread is turning out to be educational!

 

[Wu Wei]

Which reminds me..... @Smart_Guy is responsible for the failure of education in the inner cities too

 

[First Baseman]

Smart Guy got me a good edumucation!

 

[4consideration]

It's tax time and I need to come up with a lot of money in a short amount of time. Thanks a bunch Uncle Sam @Smart_Guy!

 

[Wu Wei]

They really annoyed me at work today...thanks A LOT @Smart_Guy

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm filing an appeal to some decisions by an incompetent judge.
Thanx a heap, @Smart_Guy !!!!

 

[Thief]

I'm not sure how he did it....but....
the dinosaurs are dead

 

[Thief]

dandelions

 

[Smart_Guy]

Now my alerts are full of "Someone mentioned you in *this* thread". This is annoying.

Of course you know whom to blame.

 

[First Baseman]

Now my alerts are full of "Someone mentioned you in *this* thread". This is annoying.

Of course you know whom to blame.

Smart Guy strikes again!

 

[Wu Wei]

For crying out loud @Smart_Guy. stop souring the milk

 

[Revoltingest]

Ever hear those annoying screeching car alarms that go off everywhere?
@Smart_Guy

 

[Wu Wei]

Know about the pollution in China? @Smart_Guy