The Annual RF "Santa Is Evil" Thread!

[mr.guy]

I bet any day now we'll hear of a mountain of lawsuits pending in regards to his countless illegitimate children.

C'mon, like "sliding down the chimney" isn't supposed to be a lewd allusion to his stupendous sexual exploits...

 

[Tigress]

So where's that rum punch? :ko:

 

[Buttercup]

C'mon, like "sliding down the chimney" isn't supposed to be a lewd allusion to his stupendous sexual exploits...

Glad to see you back, Adam!

 

[FFH]

I bet any day now we'll hear of a mountain of lawsuits pending in regards to his countless illegitimate children.

C'mon, like "sliding down the chimney" isn't supposed to be a lewd allusion to his stupendous sexual exploits...

More like a sexual child predator in my opinion.

 

[mr.guy]

More like a sexual child predator in my opinion.

I rather doubt it.

More the prototypical deadbeat dad, who shows up once a year to give some crappy present and then disapears to where mail (as in child support bills) is quite undeliverable.

 

[FFH]

So where's that rum punch? :ko:

It's in that new "Pumpkin and Spice" eggnog that the local Meadow Gold dairy has been selling this year.

Seriously, y'all are missing out !!!

 

[FFH]

I rather doubt it.

More the prototypical deadbeat dad, who shows up once a year to give some crappy present and then disapears to where mail (as in child support bills) is quite undeliverable.

:bow: Funny stuff...

Yeah what about the rest of the year Santa...Keep it comin' man....

 

[BFD_Zayl]

im here just to get wasted, since im not a christian i could care less if a creepy old guy was spying on children when they sleep...*takes the bowl of punch and sits in a corner*

 

[Random]

Santa is the paedophile priest of the Holy Consumerist Orgy that is Christmas. Bah-humbug...

 

[Kay]

Ah man, I'm following you all over the board and giving you hugs till you cheer up.

 

[Random]

Ah man, I'm following you all over the board and giving you hugs till you cheer up.

Au contraire, I'm always cheery @ Christmas: I get to tell the 5-year olds "There's NO SANTA and there's NO GOD, so play you're Wii console and STFU!"

Heh, I'm only trying to help them GROW, y'know...

 

[Kay]

Scrooge

 

[Bastet]

Watch the skies people; Santa's coming...

Have no fear - I already have my tinfoil hat at the ready.

 

[Bastet]

Mark of Beast=666 | Bio-Implant=666 | Sorceries=666 | Necromancy=666
Witchcraft=666 | Confucius=666
Horrors=666 | Treacheries=666 | Slaughter=666 | Corrupt=666 | False Market=666 Monetary=666 | Stubborn=666 | Unruly=666 | Insanity=666 | Illusion=666
Book of the Dead=666
Son of Sin=666 | Geneticist=666 |
Quarrels=666 | Lustful=666 | Falling Away=666 | Obliterated=666
Dishonored=666 | Outlaws=666 | Harshness=666 | Brutally=666
Santa Claus = 666​

I pulled off a sales report at work the other day to see what we'd done, because it had been a particularly busy day. One of the hours we did $666.66 - it was the Hour of the Beast!! :thud:

 

[standing_on_one_foot]

Ahem. I feel it is the correct time to revive my theory that jolly ol' Saint Nick is, in fact, Sauron, the Lord of the Rings. The world must know. It's all true, I tell you!

See http://www.religiousforums.com/forum/showthread.php?p=66279#post66279 for details. Be warned...

 

[Bastet]

Have no fear - I already have my tinfoil hat at the ready.

And a new song to go with it!

 

[FFH]

One of the hours we did $666.66 - it was the Hour of the Beast!!

Aaahhhh !!!

 

[ChrisP]

Where ARE those serving monkies... I need more rum punch!

Santa is evil in the hands of corporations, and the essence of innocent wonder in the hands of children.

I guess that makes Santa a tool.

Santa you tool!

 

[Quoth The Raven]

St. Nick, Old Nick.
Both favour the colour red.
Never seen in the same place at the same time.
Seems pretty compelling evidence to me. It's just like Randall Flagg and The Walking Dude...same person, different name.