Mr. Hair
Renegade Cavalcade
Actually, it's far more likely to signify the re-formation of the Communist bloc, and with it the emergence of a second cold war. Let's look at the evidence...Sunstone said:Does Santa's red suit signify the fires of hell?
Where do most of our toy's come from? China!
What is China made of? Communism!
What other country sounds suspiciously like China whilst drunk? Greenland!
Is Greenland cold, and thus a vital asset in any 'cold war'? Yes!
By providing toys at low low prices, Santa not only has a cunning deception to deal with concerned western nations, but also facilitates the theoretical progression of a Capitalist society towards a Socialist one through increasing the comparative wealth of a nation and promoting social inequality by concentrating that wealth and assets within an ever-diminishing circle.
Not to mention that under Santa's regime there exists mass collectivisation, a regimented social hierarchy, a planned central economy with a huge emphasis on raw production and an authoritarian dictatorship. As well as the coldness. It's only a matter of time before he begins making vague announcements concerning pig iron and occasionally invading bits of eastern Europe.
Watch the skies people; Santa's coming...