*Preface: I purposefully left some things out that I thought didn't necessarily need to be addressed any further to focus on what I think are the important points. Otherwise, these discussions tend to spiral out of control, but - if you want me to address anything in particular, let me know.*
What?????? Whatever you want to call it, if I sit down on the cushion, I am the cause and effect of the dent on the cushion. As I sit down in a stationary position, my weight is still applied on the cushion and I remain the cause and effect of the cushion all in one fixed and continuous state. I really don’t understand why this is even an issue.
How is a person sitting on a cushion and being the cause and effect of the dent on the cushion not an example of simultaneous causation??
Firstly, you are not the "effect" - the effect is what you are causing, and that's the dent. Right? You wouldn't want the cause and the effect to be the same anyway - that goes against your proposition that the universe cannot cause itself. On to your question...
Imagine your wife came in the room and magically stopped time. You're there, sitting on your chair and there is a dent in the cushion where your *** is displacing it. Right? What I'm trying to point out to you that the dent in which your *** is now suspended had been caused by the force apllied to it some (very, very, very short) time ago. The transfer of energy that you observe as instantaneous actually takes
time. So, what I'm trying to say is that - yes, you had caused it, but you're not continuing to cause it, because any transfer of energy had ceased. In that state, there is no difference between a dented cushion with your *** in it and a dented cushion with no ***** in it. So the cause came before the effect (and continues to do so
as long as you continue to apply pressure to the cushion).
I don’t even understand this one. You are saying the ball never fell on the cushion and yet in the example I gave, the ball DID fall on the cushion. Either you are purposely attacking straw man or you are failing to understand the argument.
I never said the dent was there for eternity so I don’t know where you got that from. As far as you claiming that eternal effects have causes and then asking what cause god, God is not an effect, God is the CAUSE. And nothing caused God.
 
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No, I was trying to explain to you why Kant's example doesn't work - the example on which the proponents of simultaneous causation base their arguments and the example I thought you were trying to give - but I now see you find it as absurd as I do. Your example is
not an example of simultaneous causation - I thought you'd understood this point - it's an example of the regular, temporal causation. You know, such as we see everyday in every thing we do and in everything that happens - that's NOT simultaneous causation.
Sorry but I didn’t make any assumptions. I stated that if the universe had a beginning (which is where all evidence points), then it must have has a cause. That is because everything that begins to exist has a cause. Neither you or I ever saw anything beginning to exist without there being a reason why. So if you are really a opened minded and logical person, you will just accept this premise on face value instead of raising these silly objections.
How do you know there even is such a thing as "didn't begin to exist"? Neither you nor I have seen it or simultaneous causation either (please look up what s.c. actually means), yet you seem perfectly happy in asserting it as factual.
Are you serious?? If natural law is not exclusive to only nature then where else is it exclusive to???? Natural law can only govern what is considered nature. The definition of natural law is “a law that governs the behavior of natural phenomena”. Do you see that? NATURAL PHENOMENA.
Yes, and natural phenomena are that which is governed by natural law. It's circular logic, don't you see it? It doesn't even matter - whether you want to call it "natural" or just "law" - there is no reason to think the same "law" isn't in effect elsewehere. I don't understand why this is such a difficult concept for you, I really don't.
I meant uncaused causes in the sense of things that BEGINS TO EXIST. God never began to exist, so therefore God doesn’t have a cause for his existence.
So he is indeed an uncaused cause, is he not?