Let me try this a different way. You believe you are a product of evolution regardless of how it got started. Matter exploded from the "Big Bang" all over the universe. Somehow our planet through all of this chaos ended up in the right place at the right time. And somehow over enormous amounts of time all of a sudden life appears (No one knows how, no one knows why) and over bazillions of years, somehow, formed into something like a cell. How does evolution account for the information in the cell? Vast amounts of information. Information is intelligence and design. Information does not come about from nothing, that's a scientific fact. Matter has no intelligence, so consequently, if you are a product of meaningless, directionless, purposeless, unintelligent and design-less matter, "like yourself" fits perfectly. It's not an insult, its who you are and you admit it openly, whats the problem?
Trial and error? How does that work exactly?
"Fundamental forces"? What are those essential forces exactly?
"Probabilities in nature"? The word "Probabilities" means (chances, odds) you realize that right.
"is what dictates the direction and the design of all life." The word "dictates" means (orders, commands), you realize that right?
"direction and the design of all life." The word "direction" means (route or path), you realize that right?
And lastly, the forbidden words of any evolutionist is "design" of life.
Sounds to me like you are describing the intelligent design of creation!
Okay, whatever.
For the record, I don't consider myself purposeless, directionless, unintelligent, or designed by a God. Matter itself is certainly unintelligent and not designed, unless you can demonstrate that it is. Matter is not sentient, and has no intrinsic purpose. The composition, nature, and behavior of matter is directed/controlled/guided/limited by the four fundamental forces in physics, and the laws of Probability. Despite all of your silly superlatives, the physical reality, "like yourself", is still composed of matter and must obey the laws of physics. How this matter transforms itself into a cell, a multicell, an organ, a system, and an organism, will require many baby steps to understand. Instead of exploiting the things we don't know in science, maybe you could advance the things that we do know in science? Or, is "God did it all" the limit of your science investigation? Is this how you, and others "like yourself" want to limit our young inquiry minds, by having them believe that only a God could have caused the BB? That only a God could have created the Universe? That only a God could have created the earth and all life on it? You, and others "like yourself" want to also instil fear and paranoia in these impressionable young minds, by telling them that God will always be watching over them, even after they're dead. But, if they are obedient, servile, and blindly worship God as their master, "like yourself", that they will receive an everlasting life of bliss and happiness as their reward. And, that this is all true, because "the Bible tells me so". There is a word that describes this level of insecurity and ignorance.
Your straw man version of the BB, origin of life, and Evolution is just an argument from incredulity. It is a fallacy that tries to challenge our common sense. Except, that no one with more than two working brain cells, would ever believe such an insane origin story. Do you really think, that anyone thinks that the BB was just a large explosion of already formed matter, that spread out and somehow produced stars, galaxies planets, and eventually life? Is this the kind of crap you want our Institutes of Higher Learning to teach our students? Or, maybe they should teach them that, "God did it all". Class over, collect your diploma/degree in Ancient Biblical Mythology. Again, you should take baby steps first, before you post. Or, stop mindlessly parroting creationist soundbites, and start searching for at least truth in reason.
There are four fundamental forces in nature(maybe five). It is hard for me to explain what these forces do, without explaining what they are acting upon, and their energy carriers. This would require some basic understanding of particle physics. So baby steps. Suffice to say, these forces are what makes up the reality we both see today. These are the forces that holds the matter in our body together. These are the forces that keep us from flying off this spinning planet into space. These are the forces that stops us from falling through the earth. These are the forces that allow us to see, and interact with our environment. In fact these are the forces that allow you to even stand still. Without these forces, this particular Universe would not exist. Or, it would be a very different Universe indeed.
What is the probability of life forming in a lava pit, or in the ocean? What is the probability of someone in a population surviving a disease long enough to develop an immunity? What is the probability of an Earthlike planet forming at the right distance from the sun, to support the formation of life? Not only is the probability high, but it is almost impossible for an earthlike planet not to have formed. If you keep tossing a coin in the air, you might begin to see patterns of heads or tails emerging. Are these emerging patterns directed, designed, intelligent, or are they simply by chance? Never mind, it was rhetorical.
There are many people here that can help simplify your understanding of science. They can easily explain the How and Why of most natural phenomena. They can cite, interpret, and present the best evidence to objectively support their explanations. You should look at the context of how a word(s) is used, not just the word(s) itself. I'm not sure if you are purposely sending us down rabbit holes for your amusement, or just trying to avoid your burden of proof. Do you have any idea how trial and error relates to the 99.999% of all species that did not survive on this planet? Bad luck maybe? So, since you clearly know very little about science, stop referencing it in your arguments as though you do. Since you are not interested in our explanations of the science, stop asking us to keep explaining it to you. If you want to believe that all of reality was created by magic, then that is your right. But, don't use science as proof to validate your ignorance. No person who has spent most of their lives understanding WHY 2 + 2 = 4, and not equal the "spaghetti monster", would ever claim that "God did it all".