The elevator

[JustGeorge]

Hmm, how did that happen, I wonder. Perhaps angrily typing w**nker in response to that company that insists you use Whatsapp?

Its been broken for awhile. I try to type 'normally' in most public area, and save the double Vs for jokes and staff areas, but its becoming a habit. I caught myself double Ving on the kids computer(which has working keys).

I think its wiring. The S key fell off, and its 'exposed' (but still works). The 2/@ key doesn't work, either.

 

[ChristineM]

Hmm, how did that happen, I wonder. Perhaps angrily typing w**nker in response to that company that insists you use Whatsapp?

\/\/hatsapp?

 

[Secret Chief]

My W key is indeed broken.

I can do the alt combo, but its a pain.

VVeird.

 

[JustGeorge]

VVeird.

You're vveird.

 

[Secret Chief]

1/ Daydream, Patrick Stewart. First words "This isn't the first time weve been in a lift together"

2/ Nightmare, Donald Trump. First words "Touch me and you'll experience a world of pain"

You'd wait till he touched you?

 

[Secret Chief]

You're vveird.

Thanks. It c0mes naturally.

 

[Stevicus]

If I knew I'd be trapped with you, I'd load up
first on beans, cabbage, lutefisk, & haggis.
Adventures in aromatherapy for you, bub!

Fortunately, I have a poor sense of smell. However, I'll be singing Beatles' songs the whole time - off key, of course.

 

[Secret Chief]

1. Nāgārjuna. I'd say "Can you explain the Mūlamadhyamakakārikā to me please?"

2. Nāgārjuna. I'd say "Can you explain the Mūlamadhyamakakārikā to me please?"

 

[Revoltingest]

Fortunately, I have a poor sense of smell. However, I'll be singing Beatles' songs the whole time - off key, of course.

Amateur!

 

[Stevicus]

Amateur!

That would be a nightmare.

 

[Wu Wei]

Somebody who is an expert in elevator repair. First words: "Please get us out of here."



Probably either @Revoltingest or @Wu Wei. I can't decide which at this point. My first words would be "AUUUUGGGGH!"

Welcome to my Elevator

 

[Heyo]

Amateur!

That raises an important question: can it rain in an elevator?

 

[Heyo]

Since I actually got more than one response to my other hypothetical, here's another one. For JG

Suppose as an act of God, you get stuck in an elevator with one other person.
1) Who would that person be in your daydream? What would be your first words, if any?
2) Who would it be in your worst nightmare? What would be your first words, if any?

1) (Another YouTube celebrity) Sabine Hossenfelder. "Guten Tag, ich habe alle Ihre YouTube videos gesehen." (Formal German greeting and a bit of flattery.) Then I'd say something like "I have this hypothesis about singularities ..." and become instantly the worst nightmare of her.
2) Donald Trump. "****!"

 

[RestlessSoul]

Although some prefer the explanation that I've developed an accent.

I thought you might have discovered your inner Swede

 

[ChristineM]

I thought you might have discovered your inner Swede

That would be Svvede ;-)

 

[RestlessSoul]

1. Nāgārjuna. I'd say "Can you explain the Mūlamadhyamakakārikā to me please?"

2. Nāgārjuna. I'd say "Can you explain the Mūlamadhyamakakārikā to me please?"

Good call. In either instance, you'd soon discover that the lift was empty...

 

[exchemist]

I thought you might have discovered your inner Swede

???

 

[SalixIncendium]

Good call. In either instance, you'd soon discover that the lift was empty...

What lift?

 

[RestlessSoul]

That would be Svvede ;-)

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[Revoltingest]

That raises an important question: can it rain in an elevator?

The showers are golden.