The elevator

[ChristineM]

You'd wait till he touched you?

Absolutely not, warning first, if that doesn't work I'd keep my promise.

 

[Revoltingest]

2/ Nightmare, Donald Trump. First words "Touch me and you'll experience a world of pain"

I'd make a convincing case for
him to not run for Prez.
(RF rules prohibit the details.)

Hey, look at me using apophasis.
So sophistimacated!

 

[Debater Slayer]

Since I actually got more than one response to my other hypothetical, here's another one. For JG

Suppose as an act of God, you get stuck in an elevator with one other person.
1) Who would that person be in your daydream? What would be your first words, if any?

Any of my close friends. I'd say, "Great to see you again!"

2) Who would it be in your worst nightmare? What would be your first words, if any?

Any resentful ideologue or ultracrepidarian, so someone like Jordan Peterson, Matt Walsh, Ben Shapiro, etc. I would stay silent.

 

[SalixIncendium]

I'm surprised no one has gone in this direction for option 1...

 

[Stevicus]

Imagine getting stuck in an elevator and having to listen to this song over and over again.

 

[Revoltingest]

Imagine getting stuck in an elevator and having to listen to this song over and over again.

Or getting stuck with @Wirey & me...

 

[ChristineM]

Imagine getting stuck in an elevator and having to listen to this song over and over again.

There is only one possible reply.

Spoiler

 

[Nimos]

1) Who would that person be in your daydream? What would be your first words, if any?
2) Who would it be in your worst nightmare? What would be your first words, if any?

1. An elevator mechanic and my first words would be "Can you repair it?"
2. A crying baby.. "Sshhh.."

 

[SalixIncendium]

1. An elevator mechanic and my first words would be "Can you repair it?"

The elevator mechanic's response: "Not from in here!"

 

[JustGeorge]

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???

Are you going to make me turnips for breakfast?

 

[Wu Wei]

1) Who would that person be in your daydream? What would be your first words, if any?

I plead the fifth on this one

2) Who would it be in your worst nightmare? What would be your first words, if any?

will not say.... they don't deserve the warning

 

[Stevicus]