Ha!
Satan in Islam is a funny guy!
Book of prayer 290 Muhammad caught a Jinn (demon), and wanted to show it to the people, but decided to release it to obtain a great kingdom.
Book of prayer call 372 Satan runs away and farts aloud when the Adnan prayer is heard. Realy?
Book of prayer call 372 You forget how many times you prayed because Satan whispers things in your ears.
Book of invoking rain 559 Earthquakes and afflictions comes from the side of Satan’s head
Book of Tahajjud 604 Satan ties three knots in your hair when you sleep
Book of Tahajjud 605 If you overslept, Satan urinated in your ear.
Book of Hiring 1068 Satan advises Abuhuraira to recite The Verse of Chair (Heifer 225) to safeguard him from Satan. [How peculiar that Satan turned out so nice?]
Book of creation 1387 Satan walks around when night falls. An hour later it is safe to let your children out. [So this is the Boogyman.]
Book of creation 1389 If you yawn, it is from Satan, if you do it with sound, Satan laughs at you
Book of creation 1390 Good dreams is from Allah, bad dreams are from Satan
Book of creation 1391 Satan stays in the upper part of your nose at night. [Nope, not Satan, Sinus.]
Book of creation 1394 A future religion will appear between the two sides of Satan’s head. (What religion is this?)
Book of creation 1395 If a donkey brays, he saw Satan, [shacks he is running around a lot]
Book of Holy Quran Virtues 1854 When having sex, Allah must be called to keep Satan away. Then Satan will also be kept far away from the child [Why, to prevent a 3 some? Or does Allah join in?]
The book of Good behavior 2056 Allah likes sneezing, and hates yawning.[ Don’t read the Quran then, it is flippen boring]
Book of legal punishments 2159 Do not say may Allah disgrace you, you are helping Satan to overpower him [Uhhh, Almighty who?]
Book of prayer times 332 Hot weather is due to hell fire. Hell can take two breaths, one in summer and one in winter.
Book of creation 1395 If a cock crows, they saw an angel.[ Up early then, no wonder Satan walks around at nightfall, the Angels are tired then]
Book of Holy Battles 1608 Angels do not enter houses where there is dogs or pictures. [Bye Bye fluffy!]