The last post is the WINNER!

[Wu Wei]

And now I win by saying Happy New year, drinking Gunpowder green tea and making my first post anywhere of 2016

 

[4consideration]

I win because I'm not the first one to post on this thread in 2016.

 

[Wu Wei]

I win simply by posting...and posting...and posting...and posting.......

 

[4consideration]

You look like a bear, deep in thought. What are you thinking about? Losing to me first thing in 2016?

 

[Wu Wei]

No, I am thinking about the futility of it all..... and lunch...... but on the side I am winning

 

[Revoltingest]

I win cuz I don't get into the shouting match over global warming.
You'd think staff would know better than to egg on such things, eh?

 

[Wu Wei]

I win because I'm watching Looney Toons

 

[4consideration]

I win because when Looney Toons aren't on, I can always watch the silly antics on RF for entertainment.

 

[Wu Wei]

I win because I know what this is and where it is from

 

[Revoltingest]

No, I am thinking about the futility of it all..... and lunch...... but on the side I am winning

I win by embracing the futility of it all.

 

[Wu Wei]

I win by deciding to log off

 

[Revoltingest]

I win by deciding to log off

Is that a euphemism for something else?
Ew.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Have a victorious new year.

 

[sun rise]

My ephemeral win is in honor of the ephemeral new year which will vanish into the mists of time unloved except by some experiencing nostalgia and historians who scribble dusty tomes into the night.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Here's to the word 'Ephemeral'!

 

[sun rise]

Here's to the word 'Ephemeral'!

Bonus points for linking ephemeral to Éphéméride.

 

[Wu Wei]

I had great Chinese food....so I win

 

[Brickjectivity]

If I could cook then I could make Brickfood.

 

[Wu Wei]

I think bricks would hurt your teeth

 

[4consideration]

If I could cook then I could make Brickfood.

Don't be so modest! Of course you can cook.

They've even named an oven after you.